"But my software can develop into hardware anytime for you babe..."
@Draven, Wouldn't that be a longer process? Like, with circuit boards and stuff? I mean you can do it, but "anytime?" You can't just turn something soft into a har - oh I see what you did there.
@Draven, Draven gets all the b*tches, as long as he can catch his axes
@Draven, Looks like we're in the League of Draven
@1337Cabbage, no, not Draven. DRRAAAAAVENN!
@Draven, Then your username should be DRRAAAAAVENN
@Draven, "It goes from floppy disk to hard drive in a under a second."
@The Nonconformist, with style
The top bit should be red, you uncultured sh!t.
I think the jokes in the "what about you?"
Oh, I'm just a serial killer.
"You could say I am a modern Sweeney Todd"
Anyone else noticed this rhymes?
The only difference between me and this meme is that I'm not a penguin ;(
That and thanks you to
Its only micro when its soft
That took me way too long to figure out.
I need to stop over thinking these jokes....
That would be pretty awkward considering that she's just cutting his hair...
@Pryz, I think that's the joke.
@Metal Gear Kive, No, he just walked up to a cute girl on the street and asked her to cut his hair. No joke to see here.
@Metal Gear Kive, i'm sorry guys, please don't kill me! I thought the joke was that he's gaming all day and calling himself a software developer. Maybe I should think first and comment afterwards...
Cool guy quick save: I mean, is this your full time job?