And that's what I would do for my girlfriend. IF I HAD ONE.
@3D Cat, will you marry me?
@3D Cat, see that basement? Thats where i would put my girlfriend. IF I HAD ONE. ...on second thought, maybe its a good thing i dont have a girlfriend.
Thanks Actual-Advice Mallard!
I'm gonna print this out, leave it somewhere around the house where my girlfriend can see it. Treat her to a manicure and then do nothing. *That's The Evilest Thing I can Imagine*
And while she's out, you can shave were the sun don't shine, just in case
@The Stories of Bob, you act like I let it grow out
as a girl: she can pay for her own manicure, then take pictures after
HOW IS THIS DUCK SO F*CKING SMART!?
If you marry a girl and care about your girl having nice nails for a picture more than the fact that YOU JUST MARRIED SOMEONE, you're gonna have a bad time. Well, not really, I just find it stupid.
If I ever had a boyfriend, I'd keep my nails pretty all the time, IF I EVER had a boyfriend.
Asian do great job!
Can't relate, can't keep a girl long enough
Bad Luck Brian: GF dumps him for telling her her nails look bad.
All you forever alone men and women, shall find your soulmate with in 80 years.
Ha we all know I will never be married.
@Scrummy, How about random hookups?
@Cumslurper69, even more doubtful.
Because that is what's most important