She's cheer captain and Kanye hates me.
@MooMooFish, kanye doesn't hate anyone, he just loves himself infinitely more.
@MooMooFish, not sure if that was a reference, but what the hecky is a hurky
Hey, remember when everyone was like, "Taylor Swift is a way bigger slut than Miley Cyrus, she's had like three times the amount of boyfriends in the past couple years." Good times.
Honestly, I think it's genius that she makes billions of dollars off her exes. I would do the same if I could!
So many people call her a slut but she honestly hasn't dated an abnormal amount of guys, it's just that everything she does is under such media scrutiny that everything seems like a big deal.
The guys leave her because she won't have premarital sex... So, she's a sexless slut.
@TYBG, agreed, though what she said at vmas wasn't very nice :/
@Indie, yeah but you can't expect everyone to be nice to everybody all the time. With so much media pressure, people crack
@TYBG, she also makes all her songs about her boyfriends so it's not like the media is THAT much spying on her when she puts it out in her songs
@Joe the hoe hobo, I feel like she's a nice person, she should date Tim Tebow, the guy version of her...
@Joe the hoe hobo, I've tried to find where she says she doesn't have sex till marriage but I can't find anything on it..all I can find is Chelsea lately said that about her...do you know when she said it?
@TYBG, only problem I have with her is that I've been to her concert, and... She cannot sing. Like.. At all. Her pitch I everywhere. She's an autotune slut.
@Joe the hoe hobo, that's makes zero sense.
@Joe the hoe hobo, she's the sexless innkeeper!
@Joe the hoe hobo, What if I told you not all guys are just after sex
@Doctor Krieger, I would call you a liar
I have some dire news. I don't comment hardly at all but I have been informed that I have 2 kidney stones. This literally might be the worst pain in the universe. Just please pray for them to pass soon.
@Bobby McGee, get well soon man, you will be in my prayers.
@Jojokanojojo, mine as well. Hope you get better soon
@Bobby McGee, oh Jesus, I hope you get better soon man
Not a lot of comments yet. That means I'll have to come back later and find the funny ones.
@NotBlack, damn right, cracker.
@NotBlack, I feel like this is an indirect way of saying first, but no one would agree with me because this person isn't downvoted
@NotBlack, you ARE the funny comment
@Ray Narvaez Jr, So downvote I'd you think so.
@Uncomfortable Junk, Maybe Mexican..
@Uncomfortable Junk, that may be one of the funniest comments I've ever read. Have an upvote! :)
Hey I remember that dress, on my floor.
Taylor swift was acting like a bitch at the VMA's
@macaroni salad, what are u talking about? She was hilarious
Guys totally unrelated but my stepfather just got back from Afghanistan y just wanna say that I have a lot of respect for him and I know this is not Facebook but he is one of the Heroes of our country *salutes*
I know this is unrelated, but I leave in a half hour to the airport. I never been on a plane, any comments anyone? Not gonna lie, I'm kind of nervous.
@Davy Jones locker, don't strip naked mid flight. Never works out well.
Or ejaculate on the plane. You don't want to be accuse of high jacking.
If we can only like and dislike pictures, how do they decide how many stars it gets?
@Tim McGee, average ratio of likes to dislikes
Why do we make fun of her? I don't remember
Poll: Who's funnier? MACWE
@EnthusiasticShorts, Or Invalid Chicken?
Hey did you guys hear what happened at the VMA's? Kanye was rude to Taylor swift-slow poke.
I miss the "Why u no" meme :(
lmao I'm 100% sure she's had sex with her boyfriends...she was with John Mayor
Who else tried to sing along to this?
Who else tried to sing it?
She's cheer captain and I've had half a million boyfriends
Does anybody here have vine? If you do, I'd be happy to follow you :) my vine is Jordan Howarth
Hey, neighbors. I finally finished moving in and I'm hosting a housewarming party. It be great if you guys would come. It's gonna be a Killer party!
I really like this song... So is it wrong that I tried to song this meme?