So I saw this girl in my class with Justin beiber as her phone wallpaper. So I asked would you let him spit on you. Her answer was yes and asked why straight up she said because he is hot. I'm now writing my will as I tie my noose.
@master weiner , just in case, dont actually kill yourself
@master weiner , where's your side kick, master balls?
@WeinersAndBalls, would you let an insanely hot chick spit on you? Lets not forget double standards. Im not saying that beiber is anything more than a piece of poo
@Countrywide, Good question. I guess I would have to say only if the hot girl was open for something to happen between herself and the spitee. People are into kinky sh*t nowadays.
@Countrywide, I never would let anyone spit on my...
@master weiner , I think you meant *her* noose
@pokefinn time, Some people do it because it's the only way out of their troubles.
@master weiner , well...it's good that you're multitasking? Not many people can write while tying a knot.
@master weiner , the noose is for her right?
@master weiner , do us all a favor and kill HER first.
@WeinersAndBalls, that's me
@master weiner , id let a hot guy spit on me. But then again, Im in a boy crazy phase right now.
@Silvers Rayleigh, and also type...
@master weiner , I ask every girl I go to school with, that has famous peoples faces on folders or binders, "what if your face was on their folder or binder? How creepy is that?"
@MayITakeYourHatSir, ignore my name lol but I'm up for anything;)
@WeinersAndBalls, it would be the boy nuts wonder
But trains cannot run.
A dog text not uploaded by judas? What is this sorcery?!
@pyschedelic oysters, Badass sorcery, that's what.
@pyschedelic oysters, BETRAYAL! StuckPixel! How dare you betray Judas?! For shame!
@KuLaydMahn, Judas and betrayal...why do those two words sound like they belong together...
@SimonPetrikov, but in the other order...
Dog texts are the best
HOLY CRAPYDODADO!!!! They actually uploaded one of my pictures!..... Out of 20... Meh, close enough!
@Unofficial Badass, It's something!
Oh my goodness I love these!!!
Yes! Let's make dog texts a regular thing!
I love this meme.
@Lexaeus, this is why you were destroyed.
@Master Xehanort, Then how, pray tell, am I here talking to you, my lord?
@Lexaeus, because I'm so excited for the third game that I'm giving you a second chance.
@Master Xehanort, You know, I could say the same thing about you.
Am I the only one in this app who doesn't find dog texts funny?
@Kiwibird, no you are not alone... I think the idea is a good one, and I'm not against it, but most of them are just retarded.
@Kiwibird, for once someone actually might be the only one on this app that thinks in a certain way
@Kiwibird, Yeah, pretty much.
@Kiwibird, then you MUST not have a dog.
@Statefarmer, I agree. They are kinda pointless.
@Flying Tree, I have a dog, still not funny.
@Kiwibird, How can you not find them funny?
@Kiwibird, You see, there is different types of funny. There's laugh out loud funny, appreciative chuckle funny and secretly, internally amused funny. The thing with dog texts is that they're a mixture of all of the above. There's your answer.
@Kiwibird, yes you are
@Kiwibird, yes, gtfo.
@Flying Tree, I have a dog but I don't find the dog texts really funny
@Kiwibird, I agree!
@Dan13888, Whoever makes these, it just seems like they are trying too hard.
@Statefarmer, w.. What happened to you being by My side? 😢
@Kablamo, lol that's nationwide my friend... But I am like a good neighbor!
@Statefarmer, LIKE a good neighbor..."like" being the keyword because actually BEING a good neighbor would entail liking Dog texts.
@KuLaydMahn, your comment made me laugh... Dog texts do not... I have a German Shepard by the way... She's the best dog in the world
@Kiwibird, (Spongebob voice) Those words, I don't think its possible to use them together like that in a sentence!
@Kiwibird, i dont find them very funny either and you really shouldnt have been downvoted because you had an opinion.
@ichigo UzamakiWalker, years of funny pics have made 99.99% of pics only funny enough to think "hey that was funny" in my mind. It used to be 1/10 pics, but either the pics are no longer so funny, or I am losing my funny. :(
Since today is 9/11 I just wanna say thanks to the troops and god bless the families who lost their loved ones
I'm not sure if anyone is going to read this but I'm going to ask one of my friends out. I'm really nervous. I'm afraid she'll say no and I get an upset stomach just thinking about it. Please guys I'm not asking for thumbs up I'm just asking you guys for support because I know this community is awesome and nice (except the trolls). Thanks guys.
Who else reads these in Doug's voice from Up
StuckPixel! We need more league of legends pictures!
@Meteos, Submit some!
I fart into the wind so i understand the dogs logic
Oh its 9/11 Better comment about it on every picture just to make sure everybody knows and im NOT just typing this to get likes.
@Geodude, so... You are?
@Kablamo, NO *winks*
@Geodude, We all understand its 9/11 they are just saying it cause it was a sad day and we are all mourning.
So according to a commercial while I was watching Futurama, agent Coulson survived and now has his own show. Best. Day. Ever.
Am I the only one who doesn't like dog texts? I skip all of them
I love how the two other comments here completely go against each other.
Honestly these are just stupid..............downvote me WHAT
Can I comment now?
Is FunnyPics fricken crashing for anyone else? It almost never does this!
@Tyler643, Have you tried reinstalling? If so and you're still experiencing crashes, please email us more details of your device at firstname.lastname@example.org.
You can downvote me but I kinda hate these pics...
Upvote this if you love America and will never forget 9/11 or the people who lost their lives on that day. Down vote or ignore if you are a terrorist and hate America.
@WeinersAndBalls, I think im going off
@RetardAlert, I'm sorry I don't know what to do with retarded alerts. Is there a retarded alert specialist here? I'm sorry you are retarded.
Alright invalid chicken your time is up.... After spending years watching from the shadows as I've trained I have finally become ready and the time is nye fir you to fry.....
Dog be fly
Did Dog get a new phone? His iMessage isn't on.
I love how the dog and the owner are never on the same page