MR. KRABS! I WANNA GO TO BED!
@Bolbi Stroganovsky, oh, sorry mate, I guess I got a little carried away
@Misterkrabs, I don't think Mr. Krabs is British (use of the word "mate") and he definitely doesn't apologize. Who are you?! Imposter!!
@IronBelly, that's spongebob
@Name of Names, where is that guy when you need him?
@gaming is my life, Fapping, with Zone Tan watching.
@NAT, Zone-sama? Noooo I certainly don't know what that's a reference to...nor am I incredibly familiar with her....games...
@SimonPetrikov, Zones a woman? I wondered this and didnt see anything saying if zones a she or a he....I mean whos zome-sama?
@gettinitfosho, I don't know who she is, but I imagine her as her anime character, which I have never seen before. Ever.
@Name of Names, If it exists...well, you know the rest ;)
@Name of Names, don't hate me, but what its rule 34?
Seen enough hental to know where this is going...
@Wet Dream, What's hental? Is that a kind of nut?
@SimonPetrikov, it's hens in ties. Look it up
@Malorn13, That was worth looking up.
Is it me or is that a lot of usb ports
@generic zombie, and why are there ports on the lid?!
Watch out! Its gonna lay microprocessors down your throat and a smartphone will burst out of your chest!
Only after you've watched 4 hours of YouTube, do you have my permission to sleep
That's kinda like a face hugger. Which is from the Alien movies. And alien software makes computers. And...Mother of god
Isn't this how everyone uses their laptop?
Introducing the new oculus rift!
Then, once the computer is finished, it falls off the host and does, leaving the tiny iPhone embryo in the host's esophagus, where it will later emerge violently through the chest cavity.
@ClownPrinceofCrime, dies*. Damn autocorrect, screwing up my jokes. Almost as bad as Batman.
Every. Single. Time.
It's like a head crab
She either has a really big head or that's a really small laptop.
@Krewkatziol, could be a netbook.
This looks kinda scary actually, haha.
And in a few hours, a controller bursts from her chest
At first glance I thought this was going to be a baseball joke about umpires crappy calls.
It's the original google glass!
Who here is going to the Winter Olympics 2014 in Russia?
There's a joke in here somewhere...