You gotta bee kidding me! I'll hive a heart attack!
@AssMilk, it sounds like a threat. I'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK, ILL DO IT! I'll FVCKING DO IT!
@AssMilk, *budum tss*
@AssMilk, your name.. LOLOL epic
@AssMilk, to bee or not to bee that might bee a question
@Kablamo, I laughed so hard at that ROFL!!!
@AssMilk, Ok Barbera calm down with the puns.
@Kablamo, kick that heart's ass!
@Kablamo, one time me and my friends were playing this game and she kept stealing my cards and I got so mad that I said I had a bomb strapped to my chest and if my heart rate reached a certain point we would all explode. Kinda reminded me of that
@AssMilk, but our love has only just started!
Yeah, but, Charizard.
@JubileeTheBear, stealth rock
@Half Canadian, OOOOOOOH!
Did anyone know the the pokemon ditto is a failed attempt to clone mew.
@Commander Crunch, that's now a well known theory/fact.
Whalelord should be lighter than air according to the pokedex
@SquattingNinja88, *get me down! Aaargh!
People please like this comment not for votes but for people to see. Dear chespin fans what we have witnessed is something horrifying, the second Evo of him along with the other starters. The hate and "I told you so's" will be thrown at us at all places. We must band and hope that its like bagon with an awesome salamence 3rd Evo. If you choose another starter I will not hate. But if you stay with chespin, you deserve the upmost respect.
@Flameshark11, it's like Tepig. Ugly in the middle, awesome in the end. I hope
@Flameshark11, i'm still betting on grass/dark, fire/psychic, water/fighting.
@Flameshark11, I already decided on fennekin when I first saw the three but I am still really hoping that they make chespin's third stage really awesome just so I could see the reactions of all the people that made fun of it! :)
But you'd have other pokemon to help you... My dog does nothing to help with real bees
But... It would be... Cool...
Sh!t, a regular bee on me does this
@Ms Puff, And then you puff up like an airbag?
Hey guys, I just started playing Pokemon for the first time in my life I started with Pokemon red, and I love it so much. It's really great and I'm sad that I missed out on it all these years.
@Katia Managan, try out heartgold when you're done. It's the sequel!
Fvck the beedrils, my Lucario and I would make hobby out of stabbing them with their own stingers.
@SimonPetrikov, Now that's what I'm talking about!
@Lucario, Fist bump, Poke-comrade!!!
@SimonPetrikov, i'd barbecue them with my LUXRAY!!
*sees beedrill "Nope, Nope, Nope."
First mission, lift diglit out of the ground.
I would get a bunch of dittos and have them transform into me so I could mess with people. Imagine seeing a bunch of homeless people walking down the street or just a bunch of me in a shopping cart. Another thing would be to get a ditto to transform into Jennifer Lawrence because boobs
And charizards! Flying, fire breathing dragons standing at an impressive 5 foot 4 inches tall.
@Mr Mayhem, I've never really thought about it but I'm a good bit taller than a Charizard
@Mr Mayhem, Yeah but Charizards can get bigger look at Charizards Valley.
@Gon Freecss, Sizes mean nothing. Those are average sizes, they can be a lo bigger and a lot smaller.
I want to ride a charizard, frolic with victorybells and spar with hitmonlees
I would cry if I found a lickem in a back alley.
We better hope that if a 3 foot bee did attack us, that we'd only faint. But we're not Pokèmon... We're not... *sigh* Pokèmon :(
I've got no reason to be worried, my magikarp will protect me
@Master Eraqus, don't you have a Keyblade to protect you?
This post is very stinging to how I portrayed Pokemon in real life as a child.
I'm pretty sure my sister would commit suicide at that point...
I'd say the pros of of being able to fly on dragons etc. overways the cons of all the giant bugs.
But were all to fat and big to ride Charizard
Not to mention scyther.
Just flamethrower it to death with your 6 foot Charizard. Bring it on Beedrill.
Wailord Is less dense than air so I would find one and maze people by walking right through it
Yes, but... WHAT ABOUT LUXRAY?!
If Pokemon were real, the phrase "Kill it with fire!" Would be genuine advice.
I would own am ariados just to scare people with a giant poisonous spider. It is 3 foot seven inches tall and it weights 70 something pounds. That's a German Shepard with 8 legs.
Let's not forget Pokémon like Galvantula and Ariados. Then we'd really be f*cked
Gurl, you butterfree up your schedule, 'cuz I'ma beedrillin' you all night.
Wtf? Where is the picture? This is just some text about nothing.
And we think team rocket is bad? Imagine what the terrorist groups around the world would do with them. They would all just become tools of war.
Not if you got a 10 foot tall charizard to stand behind and take care of it
@jrob94, Charizard is like 5'4
But u would have ur own Pokemon to protect u
Did anyone notice there aren't any spider Pokemon
@sexyvampireprincess, spinarak, ariados, joltic, and galvantula..
@Lucario, oh god
@Lucario, oh yea forgot about those
And Charizard is only 5'7
@Stacys daughter , how is charizard 5'7" if ash is suppose to be around 5'10"-6'2" and stands at least 3' taller than ash?
@jrob94, Ash is only ten years old. The average height for a ten year old boy is 4'3". Ash can't be 5'10"- 6'2". It states in every pokedex that Charizard is 5'7".
@Stacys daughter , really? Ok then...that sucks..idk why you'd make a dragon less than 6'
@Stacys daughter , idk why i thought they made ash grow up at some point
But it's my 3 foot bee of death!
I three foot bee that is my minion and will never attack me? Heck yes. You can't make Pokemon not awesome.
Ariados. Nuff' said.
*ahem* a HALF INCH bee is enough to make me cry alone in my basement for the rest of my life