Can barely walk because of too much weight. Drops one apple. Can engage in full sprint.
@Goldfish Crackers, pshh, try drops one dragonfly wing...
@Goldfish Crackers, but...but...food is only .5
@KiritoSAOHero, *drops petty soul gem*
@Goldfish Crackers, I like you beeecauae you smile back
@Goldfish Crackers, *Skyrim logic*
@Goldfish Crackers, when he gives you the axe of whiterun and you become overencucombered
@Goldfish Crackers, I ran into that issue. I just went on a drug trip and ate all my ingredients which gave me a lot of positives like resist poison.
Except for when you need to talk to him, then he is in his locked chamber.
@Batsam, solution: hit tilde, select the door, type "unlock", hit enter. boom, door unlocked..
@Batsam, batsam where dafuq is batman at?
@AnnoyedWalrus, but on Xbox there aren't any Console Commands
Well then, he's not *standing* idly by, is he?
Ballin. Ballin. Yarl balling.
@The Next Doctor, haters gonna hate! *oww* haters gonna hate! *oww* b!tches gonna hate! Yo momma gonna hate! *oww*
@The Next Doctor, b!tch I'm looooord of the rings. Holla if ya need me.
@The Next Doctor, Yes
Honestly, let me introduce myself. I have been on this app for a few months now, kinda lurking, but recently i've been posting a bit more. I've gotten to know the community and I'd like to ask (And explain) you guys something. Im a game developer and recently been developing my big project, a huge mod to, you guessed it, Minecraft. It will completely change the game and add new aspects. This mod is even bigger than the entire Voids Wrath mod PACK. Now for the question. Do any of you guys want to be a tester when I release Shadow Elysium (name not final) into beta testing? Im hopefully going to put this to good work so maybe I can get an amazing job at Hi-Rez Studios as a developer on the SMITE.Team. ^_^
@Team Force Update, sure, sounds cool!
And that's when I save the game and proceed to massacre everyone in the castle.
On an unrelated note, you guys should look up "what does the Fox say?" On YouTube. Idk the exact name of the video, but it's the first choice
And on his throne he sat like a stone, a man who had never known no hunger, shown no mercy.
Have you ever tried sending a comment but typed to fast and hit send by mista
@Rob myself, have you ever tried to comment but hit report image by mistake ?
That lazy son bitch....
...and then he gets up right after that sentence, sends a detachment to riverwood, and initiates an assault on the dragon at the western watchtower.
Long live Stormcloaks!!
Why does he always move his hand around like that? Is it limp and useless?
GUYS! DID YOU HEAR THAT IFUNNY GOT REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!? TIME TO CELEBRATE!!!
I feel obligated to comment here
Im jarl balgruff and i be ballin, ballin, jarl ballin ballin swag.
He looks, kinda sexy..
Well he did say he will not "stand" idly by.
You know what I've always wanted? Ulfric storm cloaks deep voice I love it, no matter what I say I would sound important "I'm going to take a dump"
@SittingOnTheToilet, omg that is so true :P
Well hes not standing
Well technically thats not standing
Well...he did say he wasnt gonna stand...
Until you decide to takeover white run, only then does that hypocritical bum do anything.
Well he's not standing is he
But you try to take a soul gem and all of Dragons reach will wash the floorboards with your mangled corpse
I'm just starting out skyrim, I know I'm late, (I'm a fallout guy) any tips?
@Professor Wumbo, Watch out for the frostbite spiders in your nightmares...
@Professor Wumbo, Because they will enter your nightmares.
@Professor Wumbo, Start playing in adept or expert mode. It's more fun like that ;)
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee... Here, I said it. Now you can rape me.
But at least he sits like he owns that sh!t.
He didn't say anything about sittng idly by.
His croch is the black hole of DEATH still not as mimetic cryruses though OH LAWWDDYYY I swear someone could lose a bear gorilla alpaca ANOTHER 5000 PLANETS IN THERE ughghggggg gives me the creeps Im also afraid of the snuffs that life in there BLAAHHHRGGSGS welp... I threw up...
@UNICORN RAPTOR, why
@UNICORN RAPTOR, war
Is this from Game of Thrones?
How many liberals on here??
@King Stupid, no me gustan los politics
I'll sit idly by while a dragon burns my chamber! Gosh.
Well he did say "stand" idle by... He will totally sit while his hold is burnt
Technically he's not standing for it.
Sounds like galbatorix to me...
Calls himself a true Nord, sides with the imperials.
Technically he's not standing so i guess he is going along with what he said
Being a Night Blade is the best type of character build
Well he isn't standing, so..
Balgruuf is my favorite Jarl, he's a pretty cool guy.
Well he did say he woulnt stand...
He's Jarl Ballin'. Haters gonna hate.
He did say he won't STAND for it not sit
Unrelenting force both dining tables. Food flies everywhere. Guard asks me to stop.
I'm currently in the process of trying to get a picture uploaded that I literally almost suffocated from laughing so hard at. Hopefully I'll be able to share it with you fine folks
You guys should check out a really cool new idea called phonebloks... Just saying, its pretty awesome.