Yo girl, I'll give you 300 dollars to see if my water works... That was a horrible pun , I'll go back in the corner
@jorgen von strangle, there....is....another one?
@jorgen von strangle, *rolls dice*
@jorgen von strangle, go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200!!!
I don't always pay strippers with fake breasts. But when I do, it's with fake money.
@DosEquis Spokesman, stay thirsty my friends
@DosEquis Spokesman, I see you gave yourself a little up vote there, huh.
@DosEquis Spokesman, I thought you paid strippers with fake breasts at first. Like you showered them with fake breasts
@Chandler BingBong, when a man is in agreeance with himself, he shall know peace.
@DosEquis Spokesman, I feel that if they are considerate enough to get fake books for us. We could at least reward them with real money. I mean I would prefer fake big books than small real ones
Tried this once, got a stripper heel in the eye and in my Anthony Wiener.
Doesn't matter saw tits
Fake, real, who cares, boobses is boobses.
Push-up bras are some crazy things, too. Glass is half empty in those situations
@Scythonic, or should I say, "cup?" PUNPUNPUNPUNPUN
Nothing to see next pic. Move along.
Well I pay my strippers with bottle caps so...
Those aren't boobs! They're lies! LIES! ...You wanna make out?
@BloodyMontage, no thanks
Also, there is a girl with hot curves next pic
Megan Fox next pic.
Yay my picture!
Imma bring quarters and make it hail.