Maybe if he laid on his side he would fit the height requirements
Plot twist: His height is perfect, he just needs to be 200 pounds less.
@Iphone Five, Dude are you sure?!? Wow that really was a plot twist !
@Iphone Five, but that's not even a plot twist...this has gone too far! *blasts the plot twisters away with fire*
Do he gotta booty?
Might wanna do something about your hair first, doc
@GrandmaSleeze, I asked WebMD, it's probably cancer
Ahhh, a Funny Pics classic.
I'm not overweight, i'm undertall
It's a commentary on how fvcked up the bmi scale is
Why is he not wearing pants?
I bet it runs in his family
@broken condom, please, nothing runs in his family.