I don't need to be drunk to hate my reflection *cries softly in the corner*
@TheWalrusKing, sometimes I feel pretty. Then I look in the mirror. Nevermind
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, At least you look like a person, the ladies aren't huge fans of walruses
@TheWalrusKing, please, don't feel bad my lordship
@Unavailable Walrus, WHY MUST YOUR LOVE BE SO UNAVAILABLE?!
@TheWalrusKing, I'll suck your nuts like I said I would with IC's survey to make you feel better
@The android guy, you really know how to make a walrus feel like a man
Oh sorry you handsome man, please, go first.
@Lizburn, no, you go first.
@Lizburn, hello, 911? Theres a handsome guy in my house. No wait, thats just me
Thats Steve Hofstetter, he's a great comedian.
And that's why Marshall can't drink tequila.
STEVE HOFSTETTER! This guy is a genius when comes to hecklers. Look him up on YouTube.
Or maybe when he's drunk, he sleeps with women from the bar, but always wakes up with big black men
When the most ugly thing you see, is in the mirror
If you both go right, aren't you going different directions? I read way too far into jokes...
So did he win the bar fight?
His right would actually be the other person's left. The more you know.
Well technically, if you both go right you wouldn't hit each other...just sayin.
Then the weird thing is, the guy ended up going the opposite direction.
Only pussies get drunk