Guys, I know this can be really annoying, but my pet walrus is running out of coconuts to eat. I have been feeding him Almond Joys for the past 2 days. The coconuts at the super market just vanished! Please pray for him.
@Chicken Lover, He is in all our prayers, I can assure.
Dude, feed him Mounds.
@Minor Threat , Thank you! He's very sick and I don't know what to do.
@Chicken Lover, Ugh, I'm sick and tired of people complaining about their walrus problems. If you can't feed one, don't own one! *Grumble grumble*
@Chicken Lover, I will sacrifice a human child to Cthulhu in exchange for you walrus's food.
@Chicken Lover, Walrus God help him
@Chicken Lover, can't overstate how much I love this post for its deeper meaning of how annoying these kind of posts are
@Chicken Lover, please I really need the coconuts!
@Chicken Lover, thank you. I'm glad someone else can appreciate how dumb these posts are.
@Chicken Lover, I wish I had a walrus...
@Chicken Lover, hang in there. We are all praying for you. Try trimming the mustache into a trendy look and brush his tusks. Then feed him samoas (the Girl Scout cookie covered in coconut.). Then you have to sing to him for at least three hours of everyday and rub his back.
@Chicken Lover, plot hole. Why would a chicken lover have a walrus?
@Chicken Lover, Am I going to die?
@Chicken Lover, dammit I bet Jamal bought all the coconuts at the store!
@Chicken Lover, Just fishin fo attention
@Chicken Lover, really saying that got top comment
Where can I get these!?
Are these available for purchase?
@mickeys bare hands, yes, on etsy
Shut up and take my money!
I want all of them... now
Why do people think Benedict Cumberbacht is SOO attractive? He's pretty damn average.
did anyone else get turned on by mulan?
I RUN....to check FunnyPics for an update but be let down by StuckPixel.
*violently opens up google to buy all of these*
I'll take the third shirt!
Does anybody know at all whee to get them??????????
Where can I buy these? Seriously I want a few
Shut up and take my- wait theres already thousands of those
THIS IS FROM I FUNNY KILL IT
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Is this the repost update or what...
Sloth wearing a headband-laughed violently.
You leave those buns alone.
I work out. Period
They're from etsy :)
Holy Hell I want all of these
Please tell me more people sung the Mulan shirt one.
@Im Jahova, yOu don't stand alone
I need a majority of these shirts. and can someone tell me if there's a Nicolas cage shirt?
Awkward moment when both top comments are the same comment.
Can't tell what's slower the IE one or the sloth!?
I expected an assassins creed one
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
I claim this comment in the name of the Internet.