So this is what Gay Closet Monster looks like...
@Desk24, The more I look at him, the more creeped out I get.....
@anxiousPorcupine , the more sexually attracted you get*
@Desk24, This is not true, I'm secretly a nice fellow. You guys just have to get to know me!
@Gay Closet Monster, are you the reason my butt hurts when I get up in the morning?
@Bruce The Monster, so is that what you look like...
@anxiousPorcupine , I know you. Your the b****rd who posted the dalek sh!t on that Star Wars pic. *points two fingers at my eyes and then at yours*
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...
Well I geuss he is gonna meet mr. AR-15 then
@Volkswagen, .44 should work well enough.
@Draven, .44 caliber AR-15
@Spotted Dick, dat recoil.
@Volkswagen, Betty the Boomstick would love to be introduced...
@Volkswagen, .45 acp anyone?
@Volkswagen, But...Mr. AR-15 is IN the closet. -GASP- NO NO NO NO NO
@Volkswagen, how about mr. Tank?
Does anyone have any spare 2 x 4 i can borrow? I need to board up my closet.
@Sir Shadlez, ILL TAKE 50!
I'm starting to think Stuckpixel really doesn't like sleep
@Kalvary, every single time before I go to bed, Stuckpixel knows and put these kinds of pictures on purpose just to keep me awake
Oh yeah? Well I'm hiding under my blanket bitch!
Reminds me of Plant of the Killer Clowns
@Mr Hippo, worst movie ever
Ha! I don't have a closet
@Tuckerdidit, then I wouldn't look under your bed...
Is that you, Gay Closet Monster? You scary.
Good. That's where I put him last week. I'm glad I haven't misplaced him.
AND RIGHT BEFORE I GO TO BED!
FVCK YOU STUCKPIXEL ITS NOT LIKE I NEEDED TO SLEEP *cries in corner*
Well, time to burn down my house
Well i'm glad there are no closets in my house, woot
Okay guy ive been on this app for like three years. I finally went pro but just to let you know this community gave me faith in humanity. Y'all are some of the koolest weirdest funniest people on this planet. I honestly want to say thank you to everyone. Now have a good day and a better week
@roscoe34, Thanks! May your week not be a weak week, nor a meek weekend.
Then bend over and prepare to be penetrated!
I think the Joker needs a snickers bar.
Excuse me funny pics, I believe you forgot the funny. You must have misread it for NIGHTMARES
No, I'm in hell.
Oh yeah so that thing called sleeping...not happening tonight.
He's climbin in yo windows, snatching yo people up
I don't have a closet in my room! Ha
That's cool. I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway :|
Ok. If he's in my closet he's gonna have a bad time. And probably be dead from the random junk inside there.
*looks at closet *
I, REALLY, HATE, CLOWNS
I didn't need sleep anyway stuckpixel....
great. Now I'm freaked out.
I kind of wanted sleep tonight before my breakfast date with my girlfriend, but stuck pixel and @Bob123456 have collaborated in screwing my night of sleep.
Jimmies Status:  Unrustled [x] Rustled
But I'm in my closet......
Female dog please, my closet is over-filled with weaponry and is always open. F*ck you, clown.
Aw man! I was tired too! 😔
No need for me to sleep now..
I will download this scare people who are afraid of clowns.
There's a hi-res version
Oh it's okay, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyways
On average, people swallow 1.5 liters of urine when swimming in a public pool.
What is with the weird pictures today?
Your so far inthe closet, your finding christmas presents
HA i don't have a closet!
Of course I'm in bed right now....
Nah it's good. I wasn't very tired anyway...
HA my bed is in my closet (that doesn't have doors) and I'm laying on my bed oh yeah rig
I didn't need sleep tonight anyway.
I didn't need any sleep anyways
Well I just laid down in bed... Aaaannndd I'm not getting any sleep.
Honey, grab the bat.
This is the scariest thing I've ever seen on this app. Even worse than Micky fingers.
Foolish mortal, you cannot scare God. Pain and fear are the way to peace
i guess sleep wasnt needed tonight...
HA! You think this is scary...*shows clips of Sleepy Hollow*
*insert comment about not sleeping*
My bed is up against my closet and it just moved.
*insert obligatory "I didn't need sleep anyway" comment*
That's alright. I don't need to sleep anyways.
He in there? *Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Well if he in there...he ain't happy.
Only evening and I know I'm not sleeping tonight
Whoever made this ; fvck you in boiling oil
You forget a thousand things everyday... Make sure this is one of them
Why M. Shawn crawn? Why are you in my closet? You should be w/ slipknot makin' bada*s music!
Hmm... And here I was thinking that horrible smell was just my gym socks. Are you sure you wouldn't rather haunt my shower?
If closet means "because I'm gay", and your means "you" than yes
Didn't need the sleep anyways.....
Jokes on you, my closet doesn't have any doors!
Good thing I just used my handy dandy flame thrower-Spaceballs version- to destroy any closet in my house.
@Page 394, but they gone to plaid
Theres No way he could fit in My closet
JOKES ON YOU I HAVE A WARDROBE
No thank you. Not interested.
Jokes on you i dont have a closet
Jb was raped by this in his closet before he got out of the closet
Surprise is on him. That's where I hide all of the bodies.
Ha, jokes on you I don't have a closet and my mattress is Japanese style! (it means its on the floor... Ah who am I kidding you all watch anime)
@KiritoSAOHero, I don't. Jokes on you
So am I... #gayjoke ;D
Look it's Miley Cyrus
You wanna know how i got these gains?
Nice try stuck pixel, I'm in the car.
there's not enough room in my closet for you unless you are 2 inches tall.