The second rule to being a man is ... you do not talk about the shwar you didn't want to do.
@The Invisible Man, oh man I just realized Im reading your book. By Ralph Ellison. You wouldn't happen to know what the themes/symbols/motifs of your life are would you?
@sfpanda, "I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allen Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie extoplasms. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids—and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me. Like the bodiless heads you see sometimes in circus sideshows, it is as though I have been surrounded by mirrors of hard, distorting glass. When they approach me they see only my surroundings, themselves, or figments of their imagination—indeed, everything and anything except me."
F**k the rules. Scary Mike will never wear pants.
@Scary Mike, but...but... I thought you wore capris?
@Colin Kaepernick, exactly
@Scary Mike, yeah, fvck rules! I'm usually nekkid.
@The Invisible Man, *B!tch please meme* I AM ALWAYS NUUUUUDE
@Scary Mike, so um... You're back?
@Chop the Dog, except in the winter when your owner puts that dog sweater on you. Bitches love dog sweaters.
@The Invisible Man, dude I can't even wear clothes.
@voices in your head, When I wear clothes they get wet
@The Invisible Man, But...a while ago you apologized for your ex posting a nude of you in the shower..now every time you comment about "Being right there" I will imagine...dear God why
@Colin Kaepernick, A string of my favorite commenters
@Scary Mike, i only wear the skins of haters
@Leonardo Decapitated, I used to wear my special clothes, but lately, since these revealing pics have been posted, I've been mostly in my birthday suit.
@The Invisible Man, And I must say you look better then me in suits
@Scary Mike, I'm a
@Scary Mike, I derped :(
Screw the rules, i have money!
My foot wrote a book once. It's called "on the road to in your ass"
And the second rule is never shwar in the sink..
Talk about a hot redhead
Unless you're a porn star!
Like your hand
Except us ^_^
That's not a rule that's what happens when you become a man
Gotta love that 70's show
Or I'll shove a foot up your @ss and clog it all up