I'm not going to stand idly by while dragons attack my hold! *sits on throne all day*
@IPutTheFUNInFunny, but when u need to talk to him, then hes locked up in his room
@IPutTheFUNInFunny, well technically he's not STANDING idly...
I'm balgruuf ballin', ballin'
@ImBusyGoAway, jarl ballin, ballin
@Captain Anderson, Holla if you need me!
@Tetra, Holla if ya need reefer b!tch
@Hal 9000, MANSLAYER!
@ImBusyGoAway, Lord of the Reefer
@ImBusyGoAway, Best song on the internet.
@ImBusyGoAway, My favorite is still the pregnant man that seeks help from the imperial guard.
@ImBusyGoAway, Listen well, slut.
@Have Nice Day, haha yeah I was literally crying with laughter about that one.
Back, when I was a little girl I'm France, we used to pick pretty daisies...
@Ace Ventura, the boys from the village would whisper my name...
@Texacan, Balgruuf, Balgruuf. Show us that sweet pussy of yours.
@Aleconquistador, "another traveler, here to kiss my father's balls, it's too bad they're gone..."
Did anyone else laugh at the start of skyrim when the blacksmith said "you have to go and tell jarl balgruf!" And he had the exact same voice as the jarl?
@Herbert the pedofile, Oh my god I just noticed that
@Herbert the pedofile, well they can only have so many voice actors so... Also, no I didn't notice because I always join the storm cloaks and I talk to the sawmill lady instead.
We'll bang ok?
I like your ass, you're lyng Morgan!
@Lee everett, lets get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts.
@Aleconquistador, STOP! You violated my mother!
@Texacan, I'll have you know that there's no PUSSSSSIIEEE.
@The Almighty Dake, Put that crack in a safe place!
@Texacan, I like meth
@Texacan, It's been too long since I've found any
I don't do charity, so why don't you take your coin and slip it down the crack of my ass. Slow, like a saber cat tears a deer. Only the bloodiest beef between these cheeks.
I'll have you know there's no pusssssssyyyyyy
@Spikeup12, it's awesome how many manslayer fans there are on this app
Report back to the ship as soon as possible. Well bang okay?
"Yo mumma's gonna hate, SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG, holla if you need me, holla, holla if you need me, bitch.
"I laugh cause you skate" -PewDiePie
@Captain Internet, yiss
I am the Looord of the rings!
i'm hatin' on these crappy graphics
Bitch, I'm looooorrrrd of the rings!
The username made me hunger.
I don't care if this is a repost if it