I play American football. My ball is oddly shaped
@James got a Harden, that's actually the normal shape if I'm not mistaken.... I hope I'm not mistaken!
@James got a Harden, because you called it "American" football, I'm going to guess that you aren't from the US. So it's very unlikely that you play the sport.
@Matchbox Cars, or I'm clarifying that its American football because the pic calls soccer football. And I'm from Canada, where we play American football and call it... Football. But it was just a joke; I am actually a basketball/ volleyball player
@James got a Harden, ya, f*** the British. I hate them forg
@James got a Harden, I accidently hit send, ... Giving us one direction
@Matchbox Cars, in this case if he said he played football many people would assume he meant soccer because that's what is shown as football in the pic.
@Matchbox Cars, I'm going to assume you play "American" football but for some reason they don't let you wear a helmet or mouth and therefore you have suffered many concussions which explains your stupidity.
@James got a Harden, I race motocross, where the sport requires more than one ball.
@Matchbox Cars, It's people like you that make Americans look bad.
P.S. I'm from Oklahoma
@James got a Harden, me to
@James got a Harden, when did you change sports?!
@Matchbox Cars, I'm from America and I call it American football, mostly because its a retarded name when the majority of the time they're using their hands
@James got a Harden, "Football" started as a variation of the game rugby but as time grew the game changed so much that the name Rugby - football was changed to just football. At the time that American football was around soccer or just football was the least popular sport because it was mostly reserved for neater fields which the hilly terrain couldn't accommodate for. So football grew more easily than soccer. As much hate as it gets I enjoy watching it more because MLS sucks so bad. On my trip to my old hometown in Poland I stopped to watch a few games of Bayern. The reason that soccer isn't very popular in the US boils down to culture. Most kids in high school are very muscular and athletic so they are more suited in football rather than soccer. Plus football players are treated a little better by small towns and such and that bit of better treatment is all some kids have. It's ultimately about having fun so who cares what people play.
@James got a Harden, woah there
And badasses eat chocolate chip cookies
@Tiny Tina, your name makes that 45 times better.
@Tiny Tina, COOKIES ARE THE ONLY THING TO SHINE MY MEAT BICYCLE
@Tiny Tina, I was about to ask if that was a reference, then I saw your name. You have my highest respect.
@Psycho Krieg, are you like Scary Mike's retarded cousin?
Oh god, I play with a beach ball!
@Spellman, I play with a real football, not that checkerboard looking ball
I play airsoft, with those tiny plastic bb's. Yeah, kneel.
@Spellman, are you unemployed?
@HORNAY MONKAY, worse, I'm a student. I'm paying to be unemployed....
I ugh.. Cough.. Play with marbles.
@HighJack2, so your balls are kicked?
@said batman , and put between large groups of short shorts wearing men!
I play pinball 0.0 imma be rich :D
I play ping ping a lot. Is that good?
@Tentacle Monster, *ping pong
@Tentacle Monster, Moon Moon plays ping ping.
I run track and don't use balls. Does that make me like President of the World or something?
Can't relate, play lacrosse
@Skizshot45, aren't lacrosse balls about the same size of a baseball?
People who dont know Spanish will be confused by the first ball.
@SouthernChristian, pretty much every country except US and a couple others know what the real "football" is. Even in some asian countries, its name translates to "football". Idk why americans stole a name that was already being used. Id have punched the guy and said "no, we call it HANDball"
Oh cr@p. I play with a BB gun!
Asians play table tennis. Let that sink in
My only sport is fencing. What does that mean about my balls?
@Willy the Free Whale, they, uh, they may have been cut off
@said batman , *looks down* Well fvck
Why is there a soccer ball after football?
@HeroOfFunnypics, thank you! It really doesnt help peoples opinions of americans when some of them say something so blatantly stupid. The guy who named it should have just stolen "handball", makes more sense.
Well, I for one would prefer not to walk around with soccer ball sized testes all day
What about football?? Or badminton?? Oh GOD
And homeless people play basketball.
Waits for all the football/soccer comments...
@Indie, I'm Mexican, futbol b!tches!
@Super CHIVAS, I never knew you spelt it futbol, do you pronounce it how it's spelt?
@Indie, sorta, its like football, but it sounds like foot-bowl
Oh silly rest of the world we call that top thing soccer, you guys are silly
Or maybe it's, the higher the function, the less need to compensate for them.
Well here is America it's called Soccer
Maid n other country nit Murciaa we cull soccer soccer not futbull
By this logic, all of the presidents must have played marbles
That's called a futbol idiot
Haha silly Europeans
does this prove women are better than men?!
I play with myself NO BALLS AT ALL!
The president plays marbles
What if you play hockey? D8
I don't play tennis,I play hockey.
That's what you tell your gf when she asks why so small balls
I take hot air balloon rides
Imagine basketball players.
@Sosa, that's why most of them are black
I play with marbles!!!
I like bowling...