What did the penis say to the condom? "Cover me, I'm going in!"
@Gay Closet Monster, Or in my case, "Just take the rest of the year off. This guy's never getting laid." *sobs violently in the corner*
@Gay Closet Monster, considering your username, I'm a little worried...
"You take point." Takes forty bullets to the chest without dying
@testickler, "That tickles!"
Ramirez destroy that tank with a spoon!
Every time a marine says that to me, it usually ends with him dying instead of me.
Ramirez! Do everything!
*covers you with blanket as you bleed out*
Does it piss you guys off that rockstar said gta 5 AIs are smart but they walk around your cover and kill you?
Again, Every god damn time!
Twist - He is the one that that shoots you in the back
Or he is the one who shoots you
Well that's not what I'll cover you means...
I say "I'll cover you..." Then I get shot in the back
Or when you team is a group of retarded monkeys playing...
Mmm. That GayCR with a holographic sight, though.
Oh you horse's ass!