I think pissing in the cat's ear is a better way of checking if it's alive or not.
@werget, say goodbye to your genitals if it is alive.
@BloopBloop, plot twist werget is a woman. Second plot twist, she has genitals.
@Sting, third plot twist, werget is the cat.
@BloopBloop, Say goodbye to your face first. Then genitals. Then the rest of your forsaken life.
My little brother peed on my cat and stuck her in the dryer. The next day my cat ran away. ;-;
What's a kindergarten pupil
Finger the pussy? No? Okayyy...
So R Kelly just psst on a girl, I was thinking he did something else
I did that once.
What about peas. It's ok to put peas in a cat's ear, right?