*grabs a Canadian and swipes him across fridge*
@WIMN, 'EY!! DON'T DO THAT.
@WIMN, *violently swipes across fridge*
On the bottom of the fridge is a needle, when a Canadian takes out the needle they prick their skin and put a drop of blood in a compartment, if it registers with maple syrup the fridge opens.
@The Comic King, perhaps it would work for me as well.
@The Comic King, actually there's an electronic reader on it that scans your passport and if you are Canadian then it opens.
@Spooky Jane, When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
@The Comic King, as a Canadian, I can certify that my blood is excellent on pancakes
@vermonter, let's be honest, you're 51% Canadian anyways. This is coming from someone who used to live in Vermont
@The Comic King, THE BEER GODS REQUIRE A BLOOD SACRIFICE!
@The Comic King, actually no us Canadians would have to swipe are passports then it opens then BEER!
@Spooky Jane, this app is for funny jokes.. stop killing them please
Yes but if a Canadian opens it, he/she will give everyone some. And say sorry.
@Mojava, Actually, I would much rather laugh and walk away with my beer
Well Canada it looks like you win this time.....
Step 1: Become Canadian Step 2: Go to Europe
It's aboot time
@Master Xehanort, you spelt about wrong you dimwit. I hope you die
@kingPiccolo, you're obviously not Canadian
@Quotes, no he's just a new troll
@Quotes, You do know we don't say that in Canada. We say about.
@Master Xehanort, don't worry the keyblade opens all locks.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, I wish death upon people for no reason
@kingPiccolo, we all die. Hope yours is violent and sexual
@Chillout, nono, we say aboot
@Chillout, I know a few Canadians. You say aboot.
@kingPiccolo, wow one, harsh!? Two, you obviously have been called a dimwit enough to feel the need to use the word yourself
@MildlyInspiringDuck, that was mildly inspiring
@UnevitableThought, he got killed by holy then reborn and ended up staying after babysitting goku's son. I think it works out pretty well
What about me?
@Half Canadian, haha.. I wonder..what if you were quarter Canadian. Would they still let you?
@Carla Turkleton, he gets half a beer
@Carla Turkleton, yes u u have a Canadian pass code
Now that's refr-eh-shing.
Does it sense the beady eyes and flapping heads?
Not possible. Canadian fridges are too nice, they have to share, it's in their nature.
How does it tell who's Canadian and who isn't?
@LikeTrains, Canadian currency
@LikeTrains, passports, ID, I'm guessing
@LikeTrains, well if its like the commercials then you put in your passport
@LikeTrains, Canadian passports, it then gives you free Molson Canadian beer
@LikeTrains, u swipe a Canadian passport
They have them in a lot of major European cities, people crowd around until a Canadian shows up and scans their passport, then everyone gets a Molson Canadian in an aluminum bottle. -a Canadian
*applies for Canadian immigration*
Aww wish I was Candian
"Yeah uh I'm totally Canadian so give me my beer"
I bet a Canadian would use it just to give the beer to someone
@Pairofmedics, because Canadians are a different race...
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
@acharminbear, it's an ad for one of our beer companies. It was used in some commercials that aired here. I guess they left the fridges to continue advertising.
Is it molson?
All the work of your friendly neighborhood superhero
As a European, I have seen these and they piss me off.
How does this work? What? Do you flash your Canada card?
Basically the fridge I full if a bunch of beer, and if a Canadian puts their passport in it it will open and the beer can be shared. It's a publicity stunt done by one of our biggest beer companies.
Yeah, but it's all Moosehead. I'll pass.
@DoctorThrob, that's not Moosehead
Those are real they require a Canadian passport to open
Yeah right. How much is "scattered" anyway? This sounds a bit made up.
Whenever someone talks about Canada, I think about Robin Sparkles (from How I Met Your Mother) and "let's go to the mall" song
@Carla Turkleton, I think of drake and justin beiber two curses on earth
@mikegigs, i think we canadians all wish they were american no offense
@coolcatjimmy: You will regret doing that...
Well I think we can agree. I'm in charge now. Oh Canada B!tches!
Gotta love good old Canadia :)
@Coolcatjimmy, why? Just... Why?
@Coolcatjimmy, lowest rating*
@Coolcatjimmy, First to not care!
@Coolcatjimmy, With my sword, the mighty Newbrend, I sentence thee to have thy post hidden under a spoiler!
@DeusVenatus, thats the gayest thing ive ever read
A little girl
Americans, we need to step up our game. How about... A Eruopean bar chain that only Americans can enter! Any other ideas?
I actually got some of the beer out of one of those fridges. Rather dull taste, wouldn't buy if I saw it in stores.
*Rides Polar Bear to Europe*
its for a passport and who carries around a Canadian passport
Hey anyone want a beer? I got my passport ready to go (im canadian)
Actually they just scan their passports
It contains only one question! Describe the French...
Is anybody else trying to figure out how this could work?
It's full of Molson Canadian.....which isn't even a Canadian beer....LOL
Why am I not in Europe right now?!
This is untrue, unfortunately for Canadians.
The question is: what kind of beer is in that fridge?
That was funded by all that internet money they received
One of them is a tardis lol
*points sonic screwdriver* *wreuereuwreuwreu* FREE BEER
Who's idea was this?
K does any one else on this app keep getting sent to the play store for some random dragon game or is it just me?
how can the fridge tell that the person is canadian?
@unique name, Canadian tries to open it, it doesn't open. Canadian says: "ooh, sorry." Fridge opens.
And it knows you're canadian... How...?
@Annabeth Chase Em, it scans your passport
@Annabeth Chase Em, passports
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, *creates fake passport and hitches boat ride to Europe*
@Annabeth Chase Em, hey they're Canadians they'll probably just give them to you