True story: I remember waking up one morning, going to the bathroom, seeing a huge cockroach on my mirror, and saying "fvck this" and going back to sleep
@Gay Closet Monster, I apologize good sir I accidentally thumbed you down, I meant to click the thumb up button but my phone is too fvcking small
@rule34, I forgive you. If I didn't know otherwise I would be staring you down in your closet tonight
@Gay Closet Monster, I'm rule34 that just turns me on
@Gay Closet Monster, I once feel asleep shirtless and woke up with a bug on my chest
I will never sleep shirtless again
@Gay Closet Monster, do you live in Arizona or Florida? I know there are huge cockroaches there
@GratefulDead, Yeah I live in Florida these motherfvckers are everywhere
@Gay Closet Monster, I just moved home after living in Jacksonville for two years. The bugs there are no joke. Ever seen a Florida toe biter? Yeah, those were all over around my apartments. Not to mention the millions of frogs. It was like the lava game getting to my car every day!
@orangecrushed, *googles Florida toe biter* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENPOPENOPENOPENOPE
@Gay Closet Monster, I hate roaches! There was a huge roach on my bed the other day. I burned my bed. seriously though, those f*ckers are the only thing I hate about living in south Florida. :(
*insert overly manly man meme here* "Sharks? You mean sushi?"
That man deserves all the medals
You don't know fear until you wake up in the middle of the night to see a family of daddy-longlegs having a party on your stomach. That day, I died a little inside.
I saw a spider in the shower so I burned my neighborhood down...
Hey guys this is unrelated, but I just picked up my cap and gown for my college graduation! :)
Any body see the latest episode of Naruto i love and hate how it makes you care for the villains
Pre-halloween true horror story! On one morning, i was peacefully sleeping when, suddenly, i woke up feeling somehow disturbed. I looked down at my chest to see a huge spider staring at me. So, naturally, i sprang out of bed and hit the thing off of me. I, however, saw it scurry under my sheets. For the next week i slept on the couch and never even went into my bedroom.
Medal delivery boy your services are required bring all the medals
I gave that shark a punch, sharks lovepunches
I hate it when...
Don't know why but read it as "man purchases shark" the first time
I saw a cockroach in my shower while I was showering one morning. I got out the shower and threw my shoe at it and hit it dead on! I felt like a ninja!
Doesn't anyone notice the username????
... Did Saxton Hale take a trip to Hawaii?
I saw this one. Edward Norton is hilarious but they ruined it by letting Miley come back on. :/
Question time: are X/Y worth buying a 3DS? I'm on the fence, don't really want to spend all that money
@Mashed Brotato, it is one of the easiest games ever but it is still worth getting. Try to get a used 3ds if you can, they work completely fine (mostly) and they can be quite a bit cheaper
@PurpleArmidilo thanks for the tip
And it wasn't even shark week
Are you kidding? I saw a spider and burnt my house down
Gotta love SNL.