@Violently Fapping, is that a death star?
I'd like to come in her dark side
@Jimses, This is the greatest comment. I accidentally pressed the next button and I came back to thumb you
I bet she's into asphyxiation ;)
I'd teach her who's the daddy
@John Mclane, yippee kai yaaay mother....
@Captain Murphy, wrong movie
@GasPoweredStick, quietly walks away..
Use the force, you will.
We're dealing with a 2 inch wide gap and were hoping you don't have to use the force.
She can Force Choke me anytime.
Star Wars would be a much weirder movie if Luke was banging a chick but she was secretly a dark lord and when he found out he tried to kill her and she was like "Luke, I am your father"
I was going to say "confused boner", but there is nothing to be confused about. My boner knows exactly what it's doing.
What if she still sounds like James Earl Jones?
@Some Random TimeLord, That IS James Earl Jones.
The Force isn't the only thing that's strong here. *Mr. Bean Face
So I just found out my girlfriend uses iFunny. In completely unrelated news, I'm single and ready to mingle!
I'd torpedo her exhaust port
*starts fapping with the force*
Come to the dark side we have tits
I'd let her invade me any time
I would invade her anytime
The force is with you young skywalker, but you are not ready for these tits yet.
She can invade me anytime
@angrynarwhals, I just came back from that section.
I'd tao that *girl version if fap face*
Not helping with No fap November
Iam spechless, please comtinue...
She could play with my control stick.
Hey! That's what I said about the sexy Breaking Bad bitch a few weeks ago!
Is it me or does the right boob look bigger than the left one?
My lightsaber would destroy that.
Man look at the death stars on that one. The tractor beam is pulling me in.
I'd love to show here my lightsaber...if ya know what i mean.
@Deez Nuggetz, Yes, anyone that knows anything about Star Wars is familiar with a lightsaber.
Ok, yes she has a great body, but what if her face is like the real Darth Vader's, all grey and melted and sh!t
Kneel, my apprentice.
Be awkward if she was burnt as all sh!t under there.
@The Hero of Canton, *It would be
@The Hero of Canton, would the hero of canton be from canton ohio?!
Something about me and her/force/ something about Endor, you guys know what I'm getting at.
The force is strong in this one