I guess I'm confused like a lot of people but mainly because he called his son "sweetie"
@Google Kingdavetunes, my dad calls me sweetie.
@Sertoma, ditto. And I don't find it weird. My dad is probably the nicest person on this planet.
Sir, you might wanna look at this. What is it son? I don't know sir but it looks like a huge-Dick! Yeah? Take a look outta starboard. Oh my God it looks like a huge-Pecker! Oh where? Wait that's not a woodpecker it looks like someone's-PRIVATES! WE HAVE REPORTS OF A UFO. IT IS A LONG SMOOTH SHAFT COMPLETE WITH-TWO BALLS! No strikes.
@Bardock257, Hey, that looks like a huge-Wang! Pay attention! I was distracted by that huge flying-Woody? Woody Harrelson? I love your work! Can I have your autograph? Sure...hey look at that! Ooh it's massive. Nah I've seen bigger that's-Just a little prick. I don't want you to catch a cold up here Mini-Me.
I kept on reading "Your Grampa" fist on the 7th pic.. It took me WAY too long to comprehend that one picture
Id ride that rocket any day
There are very few comments so I decided to comment but couldn't think of a joke... (Insert witty pun here)
I sewed a rocket that looked like a cock when i was a kid so i can relate
Aren't parents the kindest?
Why not both?
@self aware roomba, because nobody wants to go to space in a cocket
@self aware roomba, A cocket??
@Master Xehanort, Don't ruin my dreams
@Team Magnum Dong, you might just be the only exception, with a name like that
@Team Magnum Dong, magna dong on a cock rocket flying through space with the speed of cum. Featuring Buzz Lightyear
@self aware roomba, it's a shuttlecock
@Master Xehanort, what about Dr Evil?
@GreatWhiteBrow, I read "Crocket" and my mind went to TF2