Saw voice: Hello Jack, I want to play a game. I have given you a large amount of laxatives in your sleep and you are now locked in the bathroom. In this bathroom lies a bundle of toilet paper. However, this toilet paper is made of sand paper. You must take a crap and use up all of the toilet paper to wipe your bum. If you wipe thoroughly with the paper, you will be set free. However, under the sink there is a gun just in case you want to take the easy way out. Will you do it jack? Will you lacerate your anus to live, or will you kill yourself? Make your choice jack, li-*Jack shoots self*oh, well then.
@Flying Oranges, I laughed internally until I got to the word "lacerate", then I laughed probably harder than I should've. Just at that word.
@Flying Oranges, *peter griffin voice* mmmnnnn gross....
@Flying Oranges, if theres a sink then why doesnt he just wash his anus?
@Flying Oranges, I would wipe my ass with it. Open the door when it's unlocked, grab the gun, and continue.
I don't get it, all I see is toilet paper. Anyone can explain it to me? Is it a reference from a show I don't watch?
@Unofficial Badass, not sure if this is a serious question or clever internet sarcasm....
@Unofficial Badass, wha... What the hell are you...
@Unofficial Badass, That narrows it down to The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad or Attack on Titan. Have fun trying to figure it out
@Ray Narvaez Jr, don't forget game of thrones
@Unofficial Badass, I don't get it either.
@Unofficial Badass, That's sandpaper...It will hurt...alot...
Yeaahhhh just give me the saw instead
If you're that desperate just use the other side.
Use the back side of the sandpaper...
As the saying goes: if you're sitting on the Jon and there is sandpaper where toilet paper should be, be a man. Use your hand
Whats the deal? I masterbate with that.
@justaRaccoon, I just shuddered. And came.
Just use the other side??
Is this what cats go through when they wipe their butts in the lityer
May the odds be ever in your favor
Jokes on you I got a roll of toilet paper in my pocket.
Has anyone ever thought to use the back side of the sand paper?
It looks like jigsaw has a pair of testicles as a chin.
Chuck Norris's toilet paper
I would just use the back of the sandpaper instead of the gritty side
Just use the other side
Chuck Norris toilet paper
*immediately looks at toilet paper*
That would mean anything for people who don't even wipe after They Use the Restroom. It's Kinda Pointless for them unless they have to take a number Two, then the games Begin.
How is it that a picture has a 0% rating? Hmm? Someone explain this to me.
@TheDoctorWho, It just means no one has rated the picture yet!
@StuckPixel, I should have made my question more clear. How does this picture have no rating from anyone? Does no one rate?
@TheDoctorWho, It can definitely happen, especially if the picture is part of a newer update.
Worst game ever.
destroying buttholes since the 1800s
I think I'll just turn it around
It's for real mean. Pussies step aside