"If this is heaven, where's the buffalo wings?"
@My Little Porno, I really only liked this for your name
@My Little Porno, proceeds to cut off angel wings and cook them in buffalo sauce
@My Little Porno, thats the thing... they eat each other
I guess that hole wasn't that holy... Alright I will leave now.
@Denying Man,Nah, that one was good, you can stay in.
@Denying Man, nah your to big to leave you'll just get stuck.
@Thepandasnatcher, that was a good one. Nice job mate.
@Thepandasnatcher, oh, um hi there. Don't mind me, I'll just walk away...
Jokes on them, they don't get to meet pinsir
By being gluttons they've committed one of the seven deadly sins and destroyed the temple of God which is their bodoes, and thus must be sent to - oh wait they tried that.
@CaptainSwordsman, you should change your username to CaptainObvious
@CaptainSwordsman, The seven deadly sins aren't actually sins. That concept is completely man made. I'm not starting a religious argument - it's just facts.
But they'd fall through the clouds...
This seems unlikely
Reminds me of the Family Guy ep where Mayor West does that.
Time to go get more Starbucks!
America is guaranteed to go to heaven! Woooo!
Look, son! Americans!
@its super effective, why did this get down voted? Americans are fat. Im American. (Im 120 pounds) haha suckers.
@its super effective, then you must be heavenly
@CannonPenis69, I'm just happy I don't have a cannon penis... that could be deadly.
@its super effective, yep, I got a BJ once, let's just say she couldn't swallow
@CannonPenis69, no, she swallowed. It just wasn't up to her.
@its super effective, nope, my "cannon balls" took her out
@its super effective, Look, son! Country related stereotypes!
Reminds me of Graham Norton.
I knew there was a good reason to get fat
I'm going to be spending a lot of time in the new "sexy" section
@Happy Loman, ummm...... That's really old
ALL AMERICANS GO TO HEAVEN!
Good news for me, it seems!
IM IN LUCK!
Oh god, heaven is full of them too?