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Plot twist: The pelican has a colon infection and took a sh!t on the car after stealing a one breasted woman's bikini top
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@SpecialEd Teacher, its a stork not pelican
@SpecialEd Teacher, You sir, thought that out well.
@Modern Waffles 3, the point im making is thats its a pelican because storks carry babies. Dah
@SpecialEd Teacher, or a bikini bottom
...Not sure how to respond to this
what's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees
@CollegeKids, when you think about it, is that really true? Would you rather have one dead baby or ten?
@yuppytheguppy, well put good sir
@CollegeKids, what's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a corvette in my garage.
@Papa Wheelie, what the difference between a dead baby and my sandwhich? I don't f*** my sandwhich before I eat it. these are so wrong, I'm sad that I know them...
@CollegeKids, how many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
@CollegeKids, I laughed waaaaay too hard! I haven't heard that one.
@CollegeKids, Whats the difference between a baby and a snickers bar? About 500 calories
@CollegeKids, I think the joke is supossed to go, whats worse than ten babies in one tree? One baby in ten trees.
@CollegeKids, What's the best thing about twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them.
@CollegeKids, what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
@CollegeKids, what's the difference between a baby and an orange? The orange doesn't scream when you peal it..... Someone pray for my black soul
Oooooh sh*t, there goes the last of my tomatoes.
*proceeds to sh!t on car*
GIF: Negative
Usually babies are born because the guy cums early. But in this case the stork came early.
That's gonna leave a mark. At least it didn't break their windshield. 😄
...is this... a miscarriage? plz don't hate mee
GOD DANGIT STORK. YOU HAD ONE JOB
Walking dead baby
In reverse it looks like he had a bloody deuce on the car, then the people scream
Plot twist: They both sneezed and got a bloody nose which splattered on the windshield. And the pelican is bringing a towel it help clean it up.
Have you guys seen WKUK baby factory? If you haven't go watch it! This pic made me think of it cause the stork and baby! Away stork! Away!
Plot twist: The pelican has a colon infection and took a sh!t on the car after stealing a one breasted woman's bikini top