Why aren't we funding this
@Hanzgg, my immediate reaction when seeing this
@Hanzgg, im like 70% sure this exists and is on thisiswhyimbroke.com
@I Punt Pugs, Holy Sh!t, that's the most amazing site I've ever seen!!!! Thank you!!
@I Punt Pugs, it does
@Hanzgg, Or "Shut up and take my money"
I think the other news should have been the headline. I'd like to see the face of a man who got arrested for 'everything'
@I Are Lebo, hes black
Why don't women just check before they sit...?
@kingofcola, because then they wouldnt have something to b!tch about
@kingofcola, If a women can put the seat down, why can't a guy? Besides, small children who don't know better end up falling in and getting stuck.
@doom berry, women pee with the seat down, guys pee with the seat up. I don't see women leaving the seat up so why should men have to leave the seat down? That's the question that arises
@HORNAY MONKAY, It's a question of courtesy and the ability to leave things the way they were found. Also, I apologize. I meant to say toilet seat cover.
@doom berry, When my mom or sister use the toilet they never put the damn seat up. I have to take the time to put it up and then pee, why can't women do the same thing? Is it to complicated for them?
@CriTiKa1, if it's down and not up like the way I left it I pee on the seat this way you train the woman to check the seat if she doesn't want pee on her
@kingofcola, because it's annoying and embarrassing when people come over and i don't care if I get down voted
@doom berry, lol at kids stuck in a toilet
@kingofcola, because if the lids already up then our mind automatically assumes that the seat is down.
@Superflyer2, assuming makes an a$$ out of you and me
@kingofcola, because both men and women use the toilet with the seat down (I'm sure you have the seat down right now if you're on here). So it's a courtesy to both men and women to leave it down. If you had explosive diarrhea, you wouldn't be too happy if you ran in and had to deal with the seat!
@kingofcola, all of us have that late night or morning pee right? So imagine being a girl going for ur morning or late night pee (not fully awake yet) and being rudely awakened by freezing cold toilet water drenching ur ass. Happened to me several times. Yeah so, please be a gentleman and leave the seat down(; sorry for the annoying long post.
@HORNAY MONKAY, EXACTLY! :)
@doom berry, what if women come into a MANS home that HE bought and she lives with him now since HE bought the toilet he can leave it how the hell ever he wants it and YES I LIKE EMPHASIS
Finally found the "ultimate badass" who got arrested for everything
@Chuckling Out Loud, he hid in shadows, natural camouflage.
Or you can sit on it backwards like in South Park
@Bus Full of Kids, so you can play with all your toys
They already have one of these, you can find it on thisiswhyimbroke.c om, minus the space, as I have no idea if im allowed to post links
@ThePastafarianTurd, you are, see:
@ThePastafarianTurd, sorry, pressed send early: thisiswhyimbroke.com
@Chuckling Out Loud, ahhh ok thanks, wasnt sure, and i am far too lazy to retype it
@ThePastafarianTurd, just thought you'd like to know. For the future or something...
@hanzgg we are actually funding this. You can search for it on thisiswhyimbroke.com its legit site some call it "the internet's mall"
Finally stopped being a lurker and made an account
I knew it was the black guy!
"In other news: black man arrested for everything"
Why do you always forget to put the seat back up?
You don't see men complaining that women forgot to put the toilet seat up for them
Or you could, you know, shut the god damn lid
No one noticed black man arrested for everything?
Why do women always b!tch about leaving the seat up. It's not like you see a guy tell his girlfriend " why do you forget to put the seat up" I mean. Come on. Am I right?
"In other news black man arrested for everything"
why do women always leave the seat down?!
I've always figured... if we have to put it up, why can't they put it down?
Black man arrested for everything on the news paper
This actually exists...i would know
It's funny cause it talks about equality and at the bottom it says black man arrested for everything
All I wanted was some Kool-Aid and Chicken. Things just escalated so quickly
*waits to find comment that states that all of us are on the toilet*
other news is racist!
I'm a guy and I hate it when people leaves it up! My girlfriend and whole family leaves it up(the top lid that is). I think is's gross to leave it up because when I get in there after someone I get mental pictures of them sitting there. (Just made an acc to join the community^^ also, sorry for the weird comment, accidentally hit *send*)
Last frame, black man arrested for everything
Who the hell leaves their toilet open, though?
I died at the Black man arrested for everything.
"Black man arrested for everything"
"In other news black man arrested for everything" on the newspaper lol
WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?!
I'm willing to compromise I'll leave the toilet seat down when I pee but you should still check should still check before you sit because uhhh it might be a bit wet.
"IN OTHER NEWS: BLACK MAN ARRESTED FOR EVERYTHING" XD
This has already been invented
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY INVESTMENT!
Why are we not funding it
Good bye grandpa veteran if WWII korean and Vietnam war rip
Is this a real thing?! I need this
Yeah it all works out until your son moves his foot and his future children get smashed
@I am the west, If your pecker dangling that far, you should get it checked
@Jiffy Pants, His son is probably young and short. So yeah, a bunch of potty training boys are going to their wee wees smashed.
Where is a delivery boy? I have a medal I need to give this man!!!