Pretty darn accurate
@Origami Killer, JASON!
@Origami Killer, are we going to have a problem here?
@Origami Killer, why'd ya do it shelby
@origamiguyljb, I immediately thought of you when I saw that comment
Important PSA: There is an imposter among us. He goes by the name Agent GlF. Now you probably didn't notice that the i is actually a lowercase L in the imposters name. This don't makes it hard to tell, but it's true. I am the real Agent GIF. Thank you for your time :)
@Agent GIF, Great, I messed up my grammar and now everyone will think that was from the imposter. Just ignore the "don't" in the 4th sentence. Again, thank you for your time :) -Agent GIF
For those who didnt know, the new xbox one's kinect has infrared scanners so strong that it can see your penis through your clothing, similar to a TSA checkpoint scanners. Microsoft has also been a large company involved with giving information on users to the NSA. I'm not trying to talk badly about your XB1s, trust me, i know how some of you fanboys get jimmie rustled by that. The real point is look how easy it is for the NSA to spy on us in our own homes. Did you know that most Smart TVs have hidden cameras and microphones installed in the panels? More than half the people complaining about the NSA are social media addicted idiots who cant go 15 minutes with facebook, twitter, or instagram. What happened to this world? It hasn't even been 10 years since smart phones have been available and it has turned humanity into a bunch of zombies. You all say "I can't wait for a zombie apocalypse!" but guess what, its already begun. This isn't the kind of world i want for my kids.
@KaylaSaysHeyla, I can't actually tell whether or not you're being serious. You sound like you're trolling but you also sound so serious at the same time...
@DeathByMcNuggets, He's probably being dead serious, but realizes that most see him as a raving tin-foil hat fanboy, and he'll play it off as "a joke".
@KaylaSaysHeyla, all i got from that is the penis thing. One less place i can masterbate
@flashback, go to youtube and type in 'The Xbox One sees yours penis'
@KaylaSaysHeyla, You do know you can unplug the kinect right..?
@KaylaSaysHeyla, sadly I think people realize this but not fully and so they ignore it. There have been studies that indicate that contstant multimedia occupying your thinking actually degrades your ability to focus on particular things for an extended period of time I know it sounds ironic cause I'm saying this from my phone but I have recently seen the effects of this in my life. You have to educate your children and try to help as my parents tried but failed. Teach them at a young age which is what my parents failed to do to me.
@KaylaSaysHeyla, you should read an article from NPR news interviewing a man named dr. Nass who has studied what this effect haa and if there is any possibility of "curing" it its really great and I suggest you check it out I forgot what its called but it had to something with multitasking
@Surge, You know it doesn't work if you don't have it on, right?
@KaylaSaysHeyla, why don't the NSA just go back to the moon
@The Chair Rapist, You know they updated it so you don't need it right
@Surge, No, no I did not.
@KaylaSaysHeyla, That's because they were forced to give the NSA info.
@KaylaSaysHeyla, I very highly doubt the NSA has any interest whatsoever in looking at your penis. Get over it.
@KaylaSaysHeyla, *cover the camera with a shirt
@Badou, if it can see through your pants a shirt won't do much
@Non, because that is not NSA that is NASA
@DeathByMcNuggets, you think it can really see your penis?
@KaylaSaysHeyla, yes it has been known for a time now, to those who do research, that media is being formed now to make us less of a "thinker". They want us to follow and not lead. Think about it, if the nsa had done this 100 years ago people would protest on a huge scale and now its like people dont care.
@KaylaSaysHeyla, Hey so I respect your opinion. But honestly, you are being overdramatic. First off, I dont give a dang about tge
@KaylaSaysHeyla, *sigh* I hit send instead of delete. Anyways I don't give a dang about the NSA. I don't have anything to hide. Second, the argument of xbox one being able to see your dick is just stupid. Why the hell would they want to see it? Give me a reason. Your logic hurts and you are very one-sided. Before criticizing on something try and see the good and the bad. Dont be dominated by confirmation bias, or searching for answers that only fuel your thinking regardless of how absurd the ideas are. Have a good day and remember to be wise and think clearly for yourself on an issue before taking such an extreme stance.
@KaylaSaysHeyla, I'm not sure if that was his dlck
@KaylaSaysHeyla, heh the XBone lol
@KaylaSaysHeyla, the thing is though they don't care and they aren't watching you. If they were watching every person then America wouldn't have jobless people they are watching you if you are a terrorists or have don't something to indicate that you are jeopardizing the USA
@KaylaSaysHeyla, all my coworkers make jokes about me being hung like a horse because I have a pretty deep voice, I guess the NSA can enjoy looking at my dick and confirming it now...
@KaylaSaysHeyla, Why would they want to look at my dong?
i love how its 7:30 in the morning on a saturday and the dirst thing i do is check funnyoics. but then again who doesnt
@Nico Bellic, its evident its a saturday by my poor grammar skills lol
@Nico Bellic, this is how I'm spending my Saturday court ordered driving school
Plot Twist: His PS4 was actually defective.
I never throw out or sell my consoles. I still have my ps2 and ps3 =3= especially since I still have games to beat
Why oh why are these not backwards compatible? I have to admit Nintendo had the right idea in that regard.
@Adoo Fuss, I know I had so many 360 games, but I don't want to sell or abandoned them.
This is why you get the Xbox One.
@XboxOneForTheWin, ye be lookin to rustle jimmies are ye
like for Tom Brady and the Patriots
big game this weekend. like for Peyton Manning and the Broncos
Even though next gen consoles use old PC parts...just sayin
don't see the point in just getting rid of the ps3 :P
not like the ps4 is ba kwardscompatible or something
I don't actually have Netflix with my next gen console, should I get it or will it devour my life like Facebook?
Hey, if anyone needs to just get rid of there ps3, I will take it off of your hands free of charge.
Is it bad that I just got the PS4 last week and I'm already rank 44 in BF4?
But you can't play ps3 games on the ps4...
Could of got money towards his ps4 if he traded his ps3 in
There's not enough games for me to really try to get a PS4
Finally decided to get a pro account, so was wondering how to view categories and search for images and stuff :)