Scary Mike's kids
@An Illegal Immigrant, we have no hope now... Good luck
@An Illegal Immigrant, I applaud you now I am curious to who carried these demon children....
@Boohooi1, Scary Michelle?
@Boohooi1, either Lindsay Lohan or one of the Kardashians
@Evilspacemonkey, I love scary mike though! He's my role model....what just me? Ok....
@Boohooi1, u are not alone
@Boohooi1, duh, a goat
@An Illegal Immigrant, funny, I always thought they'd look more like goats
@An Illegal Immigrant, waits for scarymike to confirm or deny
Honey, call a priest...
@its super effective, starts violently signalling a cross
Go to settings and invert colors, then read this. Go
@Eridan Ampora, that is the most evil thing I have ever heard
@Eridan Ampora, you are one evil person
@Eridan Ampora, that's really scary
@Eridan Ampora, look at the 2nd girl though. *shivers*
@Eridan Ampora, :33 eridan! That's creepy!
Actually some people think that if you ask a small child about "when they were big/older" they will say something weird like in frame 6 and they're actually talking about a past life. Really interesting, actuallyz
@Cocconut Head, *actually. Stupid typo, always ruining comments..
@Cocconut Head, reicarmation much? It's what i was thinking
@Cocconut Head, one time when my cousin was younger we were outside on our street and he randomly said "when I was 22 I got hit by a car and now im 4" I have been creeped out ever since that happened
@Cocconut Head, What if people who lost their lives too soon get a second chance...
@Cocconut Head, reincarnation is being slowly proven using quantum physics. Www.iisis.net :)
I was at my grandma's and my 5 year old sister walked into the kitchen when I was eating and said "sometimes I wish I could reach down my throat and grab my heart"
Was I the only on that read, "I was fvcking my kid in"?
So anyone else never having kids now?
Gf: I am pregnant, You: shows picture, Gf: so where's the abortion clinic
*Cuts balls off*
I once asked a five-year-old boy that I used to babysit what he wanted to be when he was a grown up. He said, and I kid you not, "A woman."
This is hard to read on ipad high res so ill write out the text. 1) dad- "whats the best way to get a girlfriend". Son- "tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again." 2) my three year old stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile, then turned to me and said, "daddy its a monster... We should bury it". 3) i was tucking in my two year old. He said "good by dad" i said "no we say good night" he said "i know, but this time its goodbye". Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there. 4) my neice was sitting on the couch with a weird look on her face. Her mom asked her what she was thinking about, and she said, "im imagining the waves of blood rushing over me." 5) Five year old - " mommy, when you die i want to put you in a glass jar so i can keep you and see you forever" to which the 6 year old responds "thats stupid, where are you going to find a jar that big"
My friend and her little sister where at a Chinese restaurant and she asked her little sister "what do fish do" well looking at a large tank of fish and she expected Fiona ( the little sister) to say "they go bulb" or " they swim " but she said " they eat your skin"
The second one and the second last one seem like the same kid. Somebody keep an eye on her...
I have always wondered about like past lives and stuff and hearing some of those just freakin blow mind and make me wonder more. Where would they think to even say things like that?
3rd frame, thought it said fvcking in my children
I really hope this is a fake... otherwise it's fcking creepy...
Some of these kids are remembering past lives jeezus
Go to this reddit thread right now! You will not be disappointed it's hilarious...and creepy
@NinjanautCF, holy shizz... I looked it up and cracked up at some but I'm throughly freaked out now. I thank you for suggesting it
As if I needed another reason to never have children...
And that's why I use condoms
That kid in the eighth frame...
That's ok. I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.
Guess I don't need sleep after all...
The girl in frame 9 is hot
The psychopaths of our generation.
4th picture from the bottom is a picture of my friend andrew from when he was younger :o
Honey, where's my exorcism suit?
If you think these are funny, they're from reddit.com/r/askreddit
Any one else notice that the girl is in the 4th and 7th frame.....
Things my little 3 year old cousin has said 1) No, you should do the opposite mommy says, I don't like her, I want to kill her. 2) I want have a boyfriend ("why?") So I can have lots and lots of babies. ("Go tell your mommy") No, she'll get mad at me. -- and when she was 2, yes 2, she used to talk by herself in the bathroom and when asked who she was talking to she would say "that girl in the corner of the bathroom" and point at the corner.
The last one is the creepiest
I see slender man has donated sperm.
The one that recalls his sister and "old mother" and dying in a fire is clearly recalling a past life. For more evidence on this, you can go to www.iisis.net where they've studied many people who remembered past lives. Reincarnation is slowly being proven by quantum physics.
The fifth one seems like a fat joke rather than creepy
The ones in frames 6 and 9 really freak me out
Are we not talking about the girl's hair that changes colors in the 7th picture?
Am i the only one that read fvcking instead of tucking on one of them?
Sniffs* IM SO PROUD!
The third one was fvcking scary
I have trouble to read those things, even with hi-res...
The one about the boy who had a sister before he was born and then them being okay in the car fire, but him not sounds like a past life. Scary ish.
That last one though...
@Aftershock05, I have seen this one before. She was talking about a sunburn, you know, when the skin gets all dry and you can peel it off. Rest easy my friend.
"I Was fvcking in my two year old son"
What has my mind come to
RETOA... -gets shot in head-
Why are all the kids white?
Geoff Ramsey's six-year-old daughter when told she can't watch a movie: Mommy, it would be really bad if you broke your nose.
Well, at least I'm not sleeping tonight.
They aren't knock knock jokes.
That last one tho....
the last one frightens me....