He's training for when he's gotta pull the sword from the stone.
@Cat on the Internet, that is the best innuendo I have ever heard
Her name is handsel
@Thenefariousnarwhal, I usually call her 'Jill'.
@Thenefariousnarwhal, I thought the boy was hansel and the girl was gretel
@Thenefariousnarwhal, sleeping beaty
@Thenefariousnarwhal, I thought it was Pamela Handerson?
@Thenefariousnarwhal, Palmela Handerson
She may not be much to look at, but she's handy
Journal Entry #4: Wow. It's been a while since I've updated my journal. Little Billy has started to become suspicious of my mischief which has not allowed me to use his iPhone. On a positive note, he hasn't been whining to his mom lately. Maybe he's finally done what you humans call "manned up," which to me doesn't make much sense. If someone has toughened up, why would you use man as an example of toughness. If you want to describe someone as tough, use closet monsters as examples. We are tougher than anything on your filthy planet. One time I closed the closet door on my foot, and I only let out a whimper of pain. I bet if that happened to you you would be begging to go to the hospital. Heh heh. Sometimes you humans really just deserve a good scare at night.
@Bruce The Monster, I like you I too hate puny Humans...yes yes I am one well according to my family I'm an alien
"Her name is Handgelina"
Of course I know what you mean, have you seen the internet lately?
Noob has iron armor and gold sword
"Joey, we ALWAYS know what you mean."
Notice how he's firmly grasping his sword.
Sometimes I use my other hand to have an extra affair
Mano y mano...