So one time my dog was licking his particulars and he just kept on licking until he got really excited down there and so he started humping and then he stood up and started humping the air and he couldn't stop humping, he just kept hopping around the room humping nothing so he went outside to calm down and came back in when he was no longer humping and wouldn't look at us out of embarrassment.
@forgothowtousername, not sure if hilarious or disgusted...
@forgothowtousername, So one time my dog was biting the area around his particulars. He kind of lost control and ended up biting his particulars. The sound he made was awful and no human should ever experience such a noise.
@forgothowtousername, When I came back from a week long trip my dog was extremely excited to see me. He didn't bother humping anything, just started cumming and runing around the room. It wasn't fun to clean up to put it nicely.
@forgothowtousername, my dog once got a bit of a stiffy and he started humping my blanket I stopped him cause it was kind of gross and as soon as I picked him up he howled. I think he spunked.
@forgothowtousername, Dat run-on sentence
@Cumslurper69, your username makes that way more funny
@Brendan366, haha it does. Seriously though my pets are weird.
@forgothowtousername, dude, that was better then the picture
@forgothowtousername, my dog sat on his particulars, and tried to figure out what caused the pain. Funniest thing I had ever seen!
@forgothowtousername, i cant believe from the start of that comment that i actually read it the whole way through....
@forgothowtousername, one time my dog tried to "befriend" a skunk. Do you need know more?
@forgothowtousername, I counted 6 'and' 's. :P
@forgothowtousername, He was twerking, silly. At least how I do it.
Isn't this why people have kids?
My Dad's favorite joke included a metal pole, three pickles, and some of Nicholas Cage's pubes...
@Donkey Cannon, Do I want to know?
@Donkey Cannon, i bet your dad knows how to party.
@Donkey Cannon, sounds fun
@Donkey Cannon, pray do tell
"Why did the wooden plank hate the strip club?" "Because he'd always get board stiff" ;D
that dad sounds like a real McAsshole
To my favorite community, I hope you enjoyed this years thanksgiving! That is all, continue on your daily routines...
What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger!
The first time I read this, I didn't get it. Second time, I stopped, looked at it again with big eyes, and had a mini heart attack. Gosh. Childhood=ruined. .
My dad's favorite joke is me.
A lot of people talk about tv shows and I want to start watching a new one. Should I watch doctor who or breaking bad?
@SnWHORElax, breaking bad
@The First, breaking bad
@The First, doctor who is good but I coukdnt get into it as quick as I got into breaking bad.
Off topic, but I just wanted to wish everyone on the App a Happy Thanksgiving! I love all of you and I hope you all know how great it is to read your comments. You're all really funny and nice. As for the trolls, I hope you all have a Happy Thanksgiving as well. And while I don't respect you nearly as much as everyone else, I hope you are just a troll on this app and you are a much different and better person in life. Whoever you are, you're awesome and keep on keepin on! Have a wonderful day everyone!
Count Dracula always had the same problem
My dad's is "if I hadn't been born a boy I would have had nothing to play with as a kid"
Whats 69 dad?
@PeachFuzz, A number kid, now go play outside while your mother and I rearrange furniture.
*Patrick's voice* I don't get it
Get it? She had to blow Kermit.
I get it am I dirty-minded?