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@Anal Invasion, you haven't dated much if you think there isn't a risk of death on land.
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@Anal Invasion, I guess we have different tastes in women
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@Anal Invasion, debatable
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@Anal Invasion, and the fishy smell isn't quite as bad
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@Anal Invasion, hmmmm, are you sure about that?
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@Anal Invasion, I think that your username might be a reason why women want to lure us to our deaths...
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@Anal Invasion, but both smell like fish (if you know what I mean)
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@Anal Invasion, lets be friends
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@Anal Invasion, 2. Vagina
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I imagine that even mermaids get annoyed from having no sex after a while
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@KneelOn, how can they get annoyed if they've never experienced it. Gotta get some to miss it.
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@KneelOn, blowjobs? Or maybe a fish vagina?
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@KneelOn, well they have to reproduce somehow...
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Sirens lure men to their death not mermaids
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@The lonely girl , mermaids stem from the legend of sirens. In some cultures sirens are pictured with fish tails.
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@AbbyJo, yeah I know but they can or can not have fish tails.
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@The lonely girl , in some legends mermaids don't lure men to their death but they still pull them under the water.... Some of those legends are actually just like in Pirates of The Caribbean (the most recent one with the fountain of youth... I can't remember its name)
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I thought it said married... Almost the Samething lol
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ifunny ftw!!
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Benefit of being a merman 1. None
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Anyone notice the profile picture?
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What else could you ask for?
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Who says mermaids don't have periods? ***chum***
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Okay insane b**ch you lure men to their deaths and I will kill you in self defense
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You know, I have to feed my kids too
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Who said that clam bra is free? Its gonna cost you a LEG and a leg.. Bye bye
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Plus no showers or shaving the legs. But still pits. Dang it...
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Oh this reminds me of a joke! Okay, why do mermaids wear seashells? Because the B shells are too small! (Bra sizes)
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Busty mermaid girl problems: can't find the right size clam to cover your whole breasts.
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Unless you ams murders mermaids
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It's so hard to find a good free clam bra these days
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Anyone else working an epic all night shift for Black Friday tonight?
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+ when your closest competition are manatees, makeup is optional.
Reasons why I prefer girls over mermaids: 1. Dont be lured to death