"Take, eat for this is my body" suddenly has a very different meaning
@its mountainman, and eating human flesh sounds completely normal?
Did anyonelse read that as "valley rapist church"?
@Justaquestion, you dirty minded little... Who am i kidding? I did the same :P
@Justaquestion, I would really question why "rapist" and "church" would ever belong together in a name or even sentence. So, no, I didn't read "rapist church" at all...
@Jenny Talia, Yeah, it isn't like anyone from a church has ever raped or molested anyone, especially not young altar boys...
@Jenny Talia, you must not be catholic
I suppose it depends on your definition of "zombie"
@Maturity, yea zombie is being brought back through santanic powers were resurrection is being brought back from holy powers.
@mark3756, what ever happened to good old viruses?
Is this Jesus trying to take the philosoraptor's job?
@Bbits, no one can take philosoraptors job. No one.
This...this changes everything
Jesus was not a Zombie. Jesus was a Lich. Christ, Guys... Look it up.
I've pondered this many times but Jesus was resurrected to life not living dead. He's fully alive
Ummm... I don't think people get that Jesus is God. He died, yes, but after 3 days he rose to heaven. Which is where eternal life is given to people. God is eternal and infinite, therefore cannot really die.
@The Pandagator, I thought jesus was the son if god not like actually god...except nit really because I'm atheist....but that's what I was taught when I was little
@silverroses, Disclaimer: this is just an attempt to clarify, not debate. While there are some churches the teach that Jesus was not actually God, they are a minority.
@PoetaFit, so he's God's Son and God at the same time? Dat logic
WARNING: ABOUT TO MAKE EVERYONE HATE ME. No, he would not be considered a zombie. The term "zombie" implies a dead person that is walking. When Jesus came back, he wasn't a moving corpse, his spirit was sent down by God. So, he quite literally came back to life. Zombies don't come back to life as far as I know. Going by Walking Dead logic where only the "motor skills" part of the brain is reanimated by the virus, they do not technically come back to life. Jesus did in the sense that his entire brain and being was restored to its original state.
@RennaRivera, no a zombie is a : the supernatural power that according to voodoo belief may enter into and reanimate a dead body. Walking dead is a tv show. That definition came from the Merriam Webster dictionary. Have a nice day
Yes. Hence zombie Jesus day.
Coming this Easter: Jesus is back for one last supper.
For a second I thought it said valley rapist church
Actually, Zechariah 14:12 talks about zombies! XD
There's a valley baptist church by my school...
Who else this the Korean writing is cool
@Dean Ernie Calhoun, is that what it is? I guess I assumed it was like hebrew or something that you know made sense