Well everyone. You know what this means. We have to nuke Australia. May God help you.
@The Psycho Turtle, I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.
@ClownPrinceofCrime, ok. We leave at high noon.
@The Psycho Turtle, *earth, just in case
@The Psycho Turtle, massive choir sings:"NOOOOOOPE"
@ClownPrinceofCrime, Game over man, game over!
@The Psycho Turtle, And then Australia was all like WTF MATE?
@Fevi117, We're in some real fruity sh*t now, man!
@The Psycho Turtle, come on man, just be honest. We all know the truth. Not even God can save them now...
@Forest Freelander, but if we take away all hope, they may try to rebel!
@The Psycho Turtle, then we must end it all before they can. Begin firing sequence.
@The Psycho Turtle, we could also bomb them with peppermint oil.
@Shadows of the Moon, and maybe some salt and pepper. Wait... is that not what we were going for?
@The Psycho Turtle, BUT WHAT IF THEY MUTATE!?!
@The Psycho Turtle, WAIT first we should burn the country to make sure they mostly die then to be sure we nuke em
@The Psycho Turtle, please don't. Think of the cute koalas, the koalas!!
@RissRiss, THERE IS NO TIME FOR MERCY, WE MUST END THIS TERROR
Let's all say it together: NOPE.
@ClownPrinceofCrime, nope. Dammit, I was late. Sorry.
@Tyler643, The Boo Box!
@ClownPrinceofCrime, yes! ( Awkwardly said wrong word..
@ClownPrinceofCrime, *spontaneous chorus of nopes erupts*
I bet flamethrower sales went through the roof.
Hey look guys! Its snowing! *jumps in* OH GOD NO THE PAIN AGHHHHZHDBDURBXKBDH!
@Deez Nuggetz, Well, he lived a good life. Somebody call his parents.
This picture is illogical..... Wolf spiders only spin webs to hold their eggs on their back... Usually they create shelters in burrows or under cover usually within households..... The spider in the second to last frame is a wolf spider but I do not believe that they are the ones who spun these webs... It was more likely nursery web spiders who create communal webs that can hold thousands of related spiders (who by the way wolf spiders are related to)
@Stygian, you deserve more upvotes.
@Stygian, I had to check the comments to see if anyone else knew that, and sure enough. More upvote deserving indeed
@Stygian, dat science tho
Screw this. I'm moving to New Zealand.
This is no ordinary nope, this is...advanced nope
Just about everything in Australia wants to kill you.
@The Asian Guy, even us kangaroos. We can kick so hard our nails disembowel you
Did you know recently in Australia, a ton of millipedes that were on train tracks derailed the train.
@Ducks Crossing, Did you hear that from the onion? The physics don't make sense on that. A train is way too heavy and has way too much momentum for that to work.
@MrSmiles, @Ducks Crossing, actually it wasn't a derailment but a crash and it did happen. The millipedes were squished and caused there to be less traction which meant that a train couldn't stop before colliding with another one.
@2685866, That makes more sense. Thanks for clarifying.
@MrSmiles, no wozza
@Ducks Crossing, F*ck that, millipedes qnd centipedes are almost as bad as spiders.
I found a wolf spider about 4 inches diameter and trapped in a bug catcher. IT LEGITLY CHEWED ITS WAY OUT OF A METAL MESH BUG CATCHER TO BE FREE AGAIN IN MY BACKYARD!!!!
The third to last picture is actually of Pakistan, not Australia.
Damn nature you scary!
Yet another reason why I will never go to Austrailia.
Wolf spiders are actually completely harmless creatures. They're venom is only strong enough to kill a small insect. A bite from a wolf spider wouldn't give a human anything worse than a small mosquito bite that lasts for like a day. Seriously people, spiders aren't that horrible.
@AmericanChopin777, sorry but your statement is incorrect wolf spider venom may kill but can cause vomiting, fever and heavy sweating to name a few. Oh and it can also cause skin deterioration
@AmericanChopin777, Yeah but there's um... more than one of them that's why it's scary
@tunawrangler, 'Symptoms of their venomous bite include swelling, mild pain and itching. In the past, necrotic bites have been attributed to some South American species, but further investigation has indicated that those problems that did occur were probably actually due to bites by members of other genera. Australian wolf spiders have also been associated with necrotic wounds, but careful study has likewise shown them not to produce such results.' Source: Isbister, Geoffrey K.; Framenau, Volker W. (2004). "Australian Wolf Spider Bites (Lycosidae): Clinical Effects and Influence of Species on Bite Circumstances". Clinical Toxicology 42 (2): 153–161. doi:10.1081/CLT-120030941.
@Poopcorn, I can understand how that would be kinda creepy, but they wouldn't attack you unless you like jumped into them haha.
@AmericanChopin777, come on now no need to get serious i didn't say it was wrong and it "can" cause skin deterioration although rare but i think we can agree that they spawned from satan himself and since we're on the topic have a look at mouse spiders and I'm only talking about ones I've personally come into direct contact on lower eyre peninsula (around port lincoln) south Australia
@tunawrangler, I know mouse spiders are bad but I was just talking about wolf spiders. I wasn't trying to get serious or anything, I was just trying to assure people that wolf spiders won't kill you or anything since they're so common and all of us will most likely see one in our backyard someday. Plus I don't think spiders are spawned from Satan, because I like spiders :p they're very fascinating creatures.
@AmericanChopin777, snakes, spiders and scorpions are cool i can't agree with you more there and unless you have spent time handling them correctly avoidance is the best but accidents happen and its how you treat the bites and stings that's key. I completed a course on correct procedures to handle them and regularly do catch and release. Have a look at ant, spike and stick spiders they are definitely worth a look
@tunawrangler, that's cool that you've taken classes before, but I wasn't talking about any of those other species you've been referencing me to, and I wasn't saying you should dive in a pile of wolf spiders if you see them. I was merely saying that a single one can't kill you or harm you in any extreme way.
@AmericanChopin777, finally someone who understands!
@wolf with an ipod, your username is somewhat relevant XD
But... But I like spiders...
Billy and Mandy were right, this is the dawn if the spider age!
Now I am really glad about that flamethrower I just bought. 'It's pointless' they said. Who's laughing now!
Kill it! Kill it with fire!!
@Dinkibus, before they lay more eggs
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...
@Mechachew, I already made that joke. You're late.
Wolf spiders don't build webs...
@Temporal Paradox, actually they do i have them in my backyard as well as mouse spiders, if you think this bad look up mouse spiders
WOLF SPIDERS?! O SHI--
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Grab the bombs and matches. Everyone in Australia is worth the sacrifice BOMB 'EM!
There is a big tall glass of NOPE!!!
It's scary because this is ACTUALLY true.
Well I'm never going to Australia
I can confirm that this is creepy as fvck.
By a car accident :/
Hi Caath, actually, I hadn't.
@Caath, were have you been hiding?
Are dead in the same week?**
Anyone noticed something? Bryan in Fast and Furious and Brian in Family Guy arr
Well you did wish for a white Christmas.
Unrelated, but I somehow wanted to come here but went to random, and I found a really old pic, I read it, didn't remember it, liked it, and it said that I already rated it. Oh the feels :) it was Futurama
They have a worm in Australia that's so big the ground shakes when it tunnels underground.
Nope now nope. Nothing to do here
Who on this app is Australian? We must evacuate you now! #SavetheAustralians #Killitwithfire
@Paynus, I need to move to New Zealand or something..
@Paynus, but it's so beautiful here!
@angelface, I've heard, I want to visit someday
Hey guys, alittle off topic but how many of you guys play GTA V online? I think it would be cool to start a funny pics crew, kinda like the whole minecraft sever thing. We can meet everyone and do some crazy stuff on there. Comment if you think this should happen!!!!
@Bigdog42, I think it would be interesting...
@Highly Intoxicated, our crew emblem would be the laughing turtle
@Bigdog42, if the idea actually carried out yea that'd be fun.
@Bigdog42, I like the idea, but try to announce it on a new pic. It'll get more attention :)
It's a long update it's pretty good for the most part
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@I YELL IN ALL CAPS, PLEASE I LOVE YOU GUYS WILL ONE OF YOU COMMENT ON THIS
@I YELL IN ALL CAPS, I will =P I have been around as long if lot longer than then I just dont comment much and If I do it goes unnoticed.
@masterbacon, well, I'm not replying to him.
Now that's what I call a tourist attraction!
The nope land
Welcome to the land of Nope, here is your complimentary flamethrower.
There are no shrimp on that barbie.
*runs away crying*
Today's post is brought to you by the word: NOPE
Can you say NOPE?
Please just get a giant fire laser and shoot directly at astralia oh wait the heat of the fire wouldn't effect them
that is so freaking cool
We have these in Michigan
@TheWhiteWolf, I like your username
I once slept in my computer chair for two nights when a wolf spider got onto my bed and disappeared before I could catch/kill it. Worst night ever.
Actually spiders are good for crops. They eat crop-destroying insects.
It's funny that it happened it Australia. Because wolf spiders are non-venomous.......
FVCK. SERIOUSLY!? I'M TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS. I DID NOT NEED TO WAKE UP TO THIS UPDATE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
@The Phycho Turtle, the danger radiation will destroy your nuke before it gets close
I've seen a wolf spider before and those suckers are HUGE
I would like to say, right now, that where I live we have these in our garden. Some of them build burrows and when you walk past they run out thinking you're prey, and that is the scariest sh!t ever. I'll go back to staying inside.
I'm pretty sure the capital of hell is Australia. Clearly there was a geographical error during the Big Bang.
Nopestralia here we nope!
The tree thing is FALSE. It's in Morocco, I think.
I feel sorry for Australian people. Australia is actually a very beautiful place.
They could have spider silk clothing. Or sell it. I want a god damn spider silk pair of trousers and a nice t shirt or vest too
Those NOPES invaded the bus stop at the end of my street.I felt bad for the poor kids waiting for the bus to school.
Looked it up, it's legit. The spiders will go back underground right after water recedes.
I'll go get
Nope.... Nope everywhere
I don't think Australia wants the spiders
Nope nope nope nope t(•-• t)
Well goodbye world. It was nice knowin you
How come there's no shrimp on the barbecue?
666 downloads seems appropriate for the hell spawn in this pic
*Takes Gallons of Kerosene to Australia*
I live in Australia and I have no idea where this is but I am leaving Australia now. New Zealand or England or Ireland sounds nice.
I honestly want to like Australia but between them thinking they're tough and this kid I know....its hard
Huh. I thought that photo of the uh, 'conquered' tree was the result of a flood that occurred in Pakistan? Not so sure about the rest of the frames but I agree with The Psycho Turtle.
Where's his stubby?
Oh my god, I thought that was snow
Actually I am pretty sure I saw this on Reddit and the top picture was taken on Ireland.
We have wolf spiders in america
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Oh I HATE Wolf Spiders! They're always in my backyard
Sorry, Aussies. It was fun while it lasted
Yea but wolf spiders are also here in the US
Damnit I actually like wolf spiders, but that was just ruined by the idea of thousands of the crawling on me
Indoors Indoors Indooooors take it away penny
KILL IT WITH FIRE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KILL IT
You get to burn a farm like CJ in San Andreas.