Apparently wrap it before you tap it is only a Texas thing. Im curious what are some other phrases y'all know and say!?
@Wit never Wins, I lived in texas half my life and traveled all of texas as a trucker and never heard that one
@Wit never Wins, if she ain't at least an 8, she don't rate!
@Arnold swazz, don't be a fool cover your tool
@Wit never Wins, 1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
@Wit never Wins, that's not just a Texas saying, people here in pa say it too
@Wit never Wins, I'm from Australia and we simply slide our fingers in her first, then get her to suck on them, if she won't, then don't screw her at all
@Wit never Wins, Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks
@Wit never Wins, Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
@Wit never Wins, Protectus Erectus - hogwarts
@Wit never Wins, no glove, no love
@Wit never Wins, Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!
@Arnold swazz, don't let your affection give you an infection; put some protection on that erection!
@Wit never Wins, if her age ain't on the clock, she's ready for the c0ck. O_o
@Wit never Wins, don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy
@Arnold swazz, what did I just read exactly?
@Arnold swazz, I like nr 10 :D
@Wit never Wins, if you can't wrap it, just fap it
@Wit never Wins, not a condom reference but here in hawaii we say : if no fit, put spit.
@Wit never Wins, i can feel my wang in her putang, I'm taking off this damn thing.
@Arnold swazz, wrap it before you tap it
@Wit never Wins, Don't be silly, wrap your willy
@Wit never Wins, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
@Arnold swazz, no one else like my status it's at 69 let's keep it that was
@Arnold swazz, *way
@Jaden Smiths mirror, you forgot cover your pickle before you tickle
The way his finger in the second to last frame is pointing looks like he's telling us to click hi-res.
@Jenny Talia, I then clicked Hi-Res
@Jenny Talia, Mother of God!
Sh*t's so fancy I need a second monocle
No one else is here. The temptation to say first and lay claim to this picture is overwhelming. No wonder people do it. I understand, but cannot condone the act. It is the work of lesser minds.
Wrap it in latex, or she'll be getting your paychecks.
@Wit never Wins, that's a common sense thing
BS aside use a rubber.
Ha! It's funny cuz sex
Like a sir!
Having sexual intercourse, like a sir.
I thought he was pointing at the high res button. I was disappointed.
If it's lubricated, then why are is it staying on his eye?
Now sucketh my willyfiddler
See, dear? Now it's classy. •.o
A fancy bj
The only bad thing about this is that the monocle is lubricated... why would you need a lubricated- never mind, White people are crazy.-Key and Peele.
Its for protection from accidental semen in the eye, and no one wants that