I would give my right hand to have sex with her...
@Funny Pics Janitor, hehe
@Funny Pics Janitor, more like my sword hand
@Funny Pics Janitor, while a great comment I'm afraid this will be a spoiler for some people.
@Jabels, oops. Ok, better not refer to anything on the internet because it might be a spoiler to someone, somewhere in the world. Sorry if this was a spoiler to anyone in the universe....
@Funny Pics Janitor, HEY!! What are you doing on my turf! I'm the only janitor here!!
@Funny Pics Janitor, I'd give her to have sex with my right hand.
@Scruffy da janitor, Actually I am still in apprenticeship in the Janitorial Arts... :)
@Funny Pics Janitor, well let me show you the ropes. First you take the mop. FIRMLY GRASP IT!! Then move it back and forth along the ground and that's it
I had my math final today; does anyone know how to tie a noose?
@Long John Silver, make a loop in a rope, wrap around it 13 times, thread the extra rope through all 13 loops, tighten, hang out (friends optional)
@Long John Silver, suicide isn't funny.
@The lonely girl , it can be kinda funny, like if someone kills them self on a water slide it's a suislide
@Tenac, have you ever lost someone from suicide. I have and it hurts
@The lonely girl , I haven't, I was making a joke, calm your tits, this is an app for funny stuff
@Tenac, I know that but sorry for being the only person who thinks suicide ISN'T funny
@Long John Silver, ya just tell your parents about your problem, and take some cymbalta
@The lonely girl , we forgive you for being the only person who thinks it's not funny
@Long John Silver, it's impossible if you gave your right hand to have sex with her
@The lonely girl , I agree with you. I'm sorry for your loss. It must be really hard. Stay strong :)
@Tenac, instructions unclear I am now hanging from the ceiling by my penis and my friends are laughing at me.
@The lonely girl , What if someone kills himself with a t-shirt gun. Like just aims it right in his mouth and shoots. I'd laugh at that.
@CriTiKa1, it's still sorta mean because they are referencing suicide but I would probably chuckle at it
@Long John Silver, you could borrow mine. It's slightly used from me trying to hang myself a few years back, but it's still really strong!
@Country Tyler, your reply saddens me, but I'm glad you're alive.
@The lonely girl , I could make you feel better...
@Cumslurper69, how about a no. Better yet a HELL TO THE NAH!!!!
@The lonely girl , technically, he said "suislide", not suicide.
@Long John Silver, you do the loop de loop and pull.
@Cumslurper69, no. No you couldn't.
@Philosoraper, i wish you would commit suicide. On a more serious note the mysterious case of Benjamin Button was the Best. Movie. Ever.
@White Tree of Gondor, and your corpse is lookin' cool
@Philosoraper, Aww don't be so mean to your self! And remember open relationship. ;)
@The lonely girl , Aww but I was thinking a lovely day at the spa. I know of a place with this really hot twins that work there. Oh well. Also don't diss sex with other chicks till you try it. You never know...
@Cumslurper69, well maybe let me think about it
@Cumslurper69, I'm enjoying this conversation.
@Cumslurper69, open relationship my a$$. I own you woman.
@Philosoraper, Bwahaha Sure go ahead ans think that.
@Long John Silver, I enjoy um... the act of making new life. Without the baby part.
@Cumslurper69, i cri ertiem
@Cumslurper69, me too.
@Philosoraper, You better.
@The lonely girl , Ok but I'm not gunna wait too long for an answer.
@Cumslurper69, ok sure
@The lonely girl , Yay! Ermegerd we gon make sure you're never sad again. To the amusement park!
@The lonely girl , who said it was suicide? Maybe he was trying to tie a fancy knot for fun? Don't get you panties in a KNOT.
@Long John Silver, it looks like y=x⁴
They are brother and sister, but frequently have sex.
@blueboogies, well for a long while they are split apart so yea
@ZZTopComment, then she slept with anything that had a pulse...
Random poll. I'm having a debate with my friend on whether or not freckles are attractive. Do any of you find freckles attractive on a girl?
@GreenDayGirl, I've generally found girls with freckles quite pretty, it works best with gingers though
@GreenDayGirl, not if there's more freckles than clear skin. Otherwise they look adorable
@Captain Britain, I'm a girl ginger with freckles and I'm quite attractive...HAHAHA just kidding I'm ugly.
@Nerdy and I Know It, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" - some famous person
@GreenDayGirl, freckles are seriously attractive
@GreenDayGirl, they're attractive lightly peppered about the cheeks (face)
@GreenDayGirl, just depends on how many there are and how much they stand out on the person's face. If there's some lightly spread on her nose and cheeks, and you can see them without having to be blinded/actually look for them, its cute as hell.
@Captain Britain, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
@GreenDayGirl, Only if it's a few. If it's all over their face then no, that's disgusting.
@GreenDayGirl, I find that freckled are super cute on most girls, but there are some who just have too much
Someone please explain.
@Naty2RC, Game of Thrones, brother and sister of the wealthiest family ,the lanisters, who have intercourse and she mothers all of his children while being married to the king.
@RedneckWithaPHD, *cough* *cough* whore *cough*
@Head Procrastinator, *cough**cough* incest *cough*
@Head Procrastinator, There is nothing wrong with being a whore. She is just nasty, I mean really incest and you're already married?
As a gay person living in Ohio, I can confirm the top part of this pic.
@AmericanChopin777, your comment just made me really sad. I'm sorry.
@CarlTheLlamma, don't be sorry. Its just one of the many ordeals I have to go though in this state. Gay marriage will come, though. It will certainly come.
@AmericanChopin777, Had to slide back up to get your comment, I chuckled.
@AmericanChopin777, This legitimately made me lol.
@CriTiKa1, I actually didn't mean to make a cum joke butt hey if it fits just loosen up and let it go
@CriTiKa1, okay that was bad XD seriously tho, I actually didn't mean to make a cum joke, but as I was typing I was like 'somebody's gonna take this in a dirty way' and I was right! XD
@CriTiKa1, lol good! The second comment was definitely meant to be a joke XD
@AmericanChopin777, I DID!
@Cumslurper69, perfect username. I can't even describe it. XD
@AmericanChopin777, I couldn't even begin to describe what I had to do to the username chooser to get it.
*Cough* Go, incest, it's the best! Put your sister to the test! *cough*
@ImBusyGoAway, I will never be able to stop singing that now. On another note my sister just ran out of my room.
These two can never marry because they are brother and sister...Game of Thrones
@CarlTheLlamma, caaaaaaarl why not let them be clueless?
@the firebender, I totally read that in Paul's voice.
@Fluffle Puff, my mission has been accomplished
Statement: I was expecting to see the Doctor and a companion here...
Hey guys, I need friends on my 3DS for my friend safari on pokemon x. If anyone wants to add me and reply with your friend code, mine is 4871-4606-1019
On a serious note, this is true. :'(
@Cumslurper69, *sigh* yeah, I'm the romantic type and you'd think that would make it a lot easier to get a girl but NOPE it's not.
@Bonersaurus, Just walk around shirtless with "I'm trying to win a bet go on a date with me please" you wouldn't believe how many numbers I-my friend got.
@Cumslurper69, And I mean written on your chest in marker btw.
Oh you better watch out you better not cry, You better not pout I'm telling you why, you are in for a suprise ride.
*Waits for someone to explain*
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO *hides under table* *throws dank memes at anyone who comes close*
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been waiting for, the Iron E award goes to... @Funny Pics Janitor...
So that means I can date her right?
... myself :(
kinda like my mom
You can't spell incest without insist!!
You have no idea. *retreats to corner*
At least you can grab their boobs.