For once I can relate.
@The Invisible W0man, if you do it right, you can pull off using that name. But you have one chance, we're watching.
@The Invisible W0man, at least you don't have to worry if @Josh Parker trys to look up your dress
@lakewood20, watching? She's kinda invisible
@The Invisible W0man, mama
@lakewood20, how do u plan on watching her if shes invisible
@258rkd, she's stuck in the cat door passed out drunk
Surprise subtext (O.O)
*looks up dress*
@Josh Parker, Hey you're on my 'to do' list! Get over here!
maybe she just gave up
@ComedyInTheRough, maybe she was still trying to get through and guy took a picture of her, and since it doesn't move, she looks asleep
B!tch please, I got my head stuck in a bird once
@The white dude, in a bird? Must have been a really big bird
@Kangaroo Jacked, turky dinner..... That was a bad Thanksgivings
@The white dude, Sounds like a good one to me.
Giggity giggity goo!
Dear diary: Jackpot.
Looks like no one can tame that pussy
The question is
Sounds like an average Tuesday night
Optimal rape situation.
All the time!!
Or they play jenga on your head
Back in my day, that was called making an exit
You gonna drink that PBR?
So close, yet so far
More like my dog door if you know what I mean.
Dear diary, Jackpot
theres even a beer in her purse
Yes. Yes I have. The neighbours cat was not happy
Damn this comment section is empty....
Pabst in her purse, this is one classy broad.
Dear diary, jackpot. Giggity.
that's called my Friday night ritual
Literally the first thought in my head .. Brazzers!!
That reminds me of scary movie