I was almost robbed once, ended with me making him some hot chocolate and talking to him for awhile.
@Cumslurper69, I actually want to hear that story...
@Jacie47, Well I was walking home and some dude followed me to my door. He grabbed me by neck, held a knife up and told me to give him my money. I told I didn't have anything but he could have my new Beats headphones when I get into my house. He agreed so I told him to come in but my brothers derp and twerp were there so don't do anything dumb. He came in and I told them he's a friend and they just chilled while I looked for the Beats. After I found them derp convinced him to stay for dinner and by then he was practically in tears by how nice we were being. He told my brothers what happened while bawling his eyes out. Derp knocked him out. After he woke up I made some food and he spilled his life story. He still comes by quite often too.
@Cumslurper69, that's amazing!
@Cumslurper69, faith in humanity restored. You must be a cum slurping saint.
@Darth Knight, Well it didn't sound like he really wanted to hurt me. I'm just nice.
@Cumslurper69, no kidding, you wouldn't get mad at someone if they were trying to mug you.
@Darth Knight, Well I had nithing worth taking with me. Unless they wanted my dog hat.
@Cumslurper69, everyone wants a dog hat
@Cumslurper69, i was really into your story.
@Youwantapopsicle, Eh. Once had a drunk guy wonder into my house too. But he pissed in my flower pot.
@Cumslurper69, since i mostly have guy friends.. that happens often
@Youwantapopsicle, My flower died too. It was my favorite. :(
@Cumslurper69, My condolences (:
@Youwantapopsicle, thanks. Oh and I do want a popsicle, can I have one?
@Cumslurper69, You can have one. Thats that Herbert the pervert would want (family guy)
@Cumslurper69, it's MY pleasure
@Youwantapopsicle, Yay thank youuu!
@Cumslurper69, i dont fully get your username
@Cumslurper69, never mind
@Cumslurper69, that's really awesome
@Cumslurper69, it's a beautiful username
@Cumslurper69, woah! Is that a real story?!
@Cumslurper69, my hero
@Cumslurper69, nice Idea to compromise and I think you just changed a criminal to a citizen
@Ander The Enderman, Yeah he's surprisingly doing quite well for himself.
@ChocoboPizzacat, Are you Uncle Iroh?
This isn't funny, I must have missed the punch line..
@do she got the booty, ba dum tss
@do she got the booty, you sure you're not a storm trooper?
@do she got the booty, She do, by the way
And then you run into Wolverine
@SR10, what the Geoff was that.
@SR10, looks like someone needs a nap...
@SR10, Attention, I accidentally liked your post, to everyone, I'm sorry.
@SR10, eat a snickers. If you're still like this afterwards, leave.
I once punched a random attacker with my car key in between my knuckles. He ended up in the hospital and I got locked up. Murica.
Friday has come but it's no where near dark. You shouldn't even worry, just go to the park. You start to see men just walking in groups. Wearing one sign that was an S in some loops. BAM! Did it happen, you start to run home! Turned on the Tv and picked up the phone. But what do you do when no one talks back? The society has risen. The society attacked...
You hear the tv static. The radio faint. Could it be happening? There's less time to wait. You start to hear voices. Turn up the sound! But what you hear has only fear to be found. How could it be? How could this occur? The society has risen. The crime rates will stir.
"it's no where near dark" So it's light. Light represents safety, security. This is ironic considering that the rest of this riddle implies otherwise. Irony. "S in some loops" Loops are used to write in cursive. Cursive. Curse. Hex. A HEXagon has 6 sides. Six. "Turned on the Tv and picked up the phone... The radio faint" TVs, phones, and radios all emit sound. "You start to hear voices" Again sound is mentioned. Sound is heard with your ears. Ears.
@Batman, *grabs a comfy seat and some popcorn*
So what does Irony, the number Six, and Ears have in common? Six. "F" is the sixth letter in the alphabet. That makes "Ears", "Fears". Fears. Scarecrow. But what does Irony have to do with this? The Scarecrow has developed a new toxin that doesn't induce fear, but rather removes it. Without any fear, his victims are prone to ignore all cautiousness and chaos will follow. Now it's my turn. What has 5 broken bones, 4 painfully aching limbs, 3 months to recover 2 black eyes, and 1 lifetime of imprisonment? Hint: It's not the Scarecrow.
I'll just pull out my gloves of.... Wait, I have swords!!! LET'S DO THIS!!! *violently charges headlong into combat*
WOW, ANDROID ONLY JUST GOT THE LATEST VERSION OF FUNNY PICS. Have to admit, looks weird...almost...TOO weird...
@Lizburn, I got the new update months ago, where you been? (HTC One)
@ThumbsUpMan, I only got it on the Kindle fire, I thought the Android update was running behind
@Lizburn, hmmm it's probably because every device has to be specifically patched for since every device is different.
Because I carry my car keys everywhere I walk.
Thought this was a sex thing for a second... Then I read the text.
@the ice cream man, oh, Jesus no!
Can't relate, I carry a gun everywhere I go.
@Peeta Griffin, haven't got a gun, but I carry some dangerous blades literally everywhere
@HeavenlySky, as long as you got something for self defense. But I'm small for an 18 year old so I prefer something that evens the fight more
@Peeta Griffin, as long as one is considerate and responsible then self defense is A-Ok with me. Guns aren't allowed here in uk. But I've trained in Muay Thai and boxing, bit of jiu Jitsu and wrestling, but considering how dangerous and dirty it is out there, I take some lethal force with me. Like they say: rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
@HeavenlySky, If I lived there I would definitely be doing all that. Whatever I can do to protect myself
To be honest, i do this in case of......emergencies, like maybe when the Invisible man wants to jump me.
I know I've said this before but no one is responding really! Hi everyone, on a completely unrelated note, i found my old iPod touch! Why does this matter? IT'S FILLED WITH OLD FUNNY PICS PICTURES. I actually just uploaded one recently, and if it ends up getting uploaded, let me know if you want me to keep uploading more. A majority of them aren't even in the popular section and they are ones even before the Jew Jitsu picture. So again, if you wish to see more, let me know!
@Sharkeisha, ok, I'll respond. Yes.
@Sharkeisha, that's nice honey.
@Sharkeisha, do it
@Sharkeisha, why ask for others approval? If you want to do it go for it, if not don't do it. Whatever you do just don't beat me up
@ElMichoacano, because i'd rather not upload pictures that continue to get bad ratings.
@Sharkeisha, so you want to upload tons of reposts and receive praise for it?
@Chirplez, not to receive praise, but to just show those of us who haven't been around long enough to see the earliest pictures on the app. Not sure why I'm getting so much hate for this, i'm just trying to bring a little nostalgia to the app for a short while.
Why would you have car keys and walk home at night?
Please forgive me but i cant resist first.
@SparkySparky BoomMan, damn i wasnt first i tried and failed
@SparkySparky BoomMan, and I can't resist down voting you
@SparkySparky BoomMan, I'm sorry but I have to down vote you... And you had such a wonderful name
Invalid chicken uses ifunny, I have proof
@Ralph Wiggum 123, OH MY GOD! oh wait I forgot, I don't care.
My driver's ed teacher taught us to do that...
Why is he walking home if he has his car?
Why would you be WALKING home, yet have car keys? I would.. Ya know, drive?
Why would u have keys if your walking
Jo Koy anyone