@Call of Duty Toast, ... We just got a divorce
@lakewood20, did your wife die?
@lakewood20, So I guess you're broke and living out of a box now too?
Haha!! I have no friends! *lays down and cries violently*
@GuyWithNoPants, I can be your friend! *tap dances*
@GuyWithNoPants, There, there! *comforts you violently*
@GuyWithNoPants, you have something better... Funny pics
@Metal Gear Kive, wait we are violently comforting someone? Can I slytherin?
@GuyWithNoPants, I volunteer!
@GuyWithNoPants, I pity liked your comment. And then pity like my own....
"Like if you love Jesus, ignore if you worship satan and murder old people"
@Cumslurper69, I think i love you.
@Philosoraper , BACK OFF B!TCH!
@Philosoraper , You're back!!!
@Cumslurper69, i was gone?
@Philosoraper , Well I haven't seen you around.
@Cumslurper69, oh sorry about that
@Cumslurper69, what had happened was, the butterfly was gonna rape you so i went to kill it and fell out of the cloud. Then that damned dragon tried to burn me AGAIN. Anyway i said uh uh f dat, and it flew away. So then i landed on a boat and the old man said, WTF. I WAS FAPPING HERE. The other old man then offered me a piggy back ride and i accepted. Turns out he was pedobear in disguise. He was gonna take me to the mickey mouse clubhouse.(ya know. Come inside its fun inside?) Anyway chuck norris roundhouse kicked him in the nuts and took me to his place for hot chocolate. So then when i left, the dragon came back and i tamed the sh*t out of him. I rode him, and *BOOM* i'm back. @Philosoraper, i said back the h*ll up. YOU GONE LEARN TAHDEH.
@Philosoraper , Sounds like quite the adventure. You sure you didn't just take a few pills you shouldn't have? Maybe a lil piece of paper that tasted a bit weird?
@Cumslurper69, no im positive
@Philosoraper , If you say so. Just remember not to eat any strange looking candy people might give to you.
@Cumslurper69, YES MA'AM
@Cumslurper69, I love you too haha :p
@Cumslurper69, nothing forget it...*sobs in corner violently*
@MacInChicRid, WAIT DONT CRY! You just popped up and confused me is all. I'll love you.
@Cumslurper69, haha alright I won't go cry like a bitch haha. And love me then! Haha
@MacInChicRid, Okay *Hugs* You just agreed to be my slave. I demand cookies and ice cream.
@Cumslurper69, then I demand cut slurping in return
@MacInChicRid, Ooo you're a chick! Even better. I agree.
@Cumslurper69, it was supposed to say cum and no I'm a guy haha
@MacInChicRid, I haz a sad. I still agree tho!
@Cumslurper69, I am, shall we say, "well endowed" though so that's better for you right haha
@MacInChicRid, So where's my cookies bitch?
@Cumslurper69, at my house ho
@MacInChicRid, Hey you're MY slave now! You bring them to me!
@Cumslurper69, idk where the devil you are haha
@MacInChicRid, You're not a very good slave. Your services are being evaluated as of currently and your future as a sex slave isn't very bright. I may have to let you go.
@Cumslurper69, you have no idea of my talents in that department
@Cumslurper69, whatevs I'm out of this then. You're missing out babe
@MacInChicRid, Well so far you have not been showing satisfactory results.
@HentaiCritic, in this comment was the most irrelevant conversation i could have read. Half way through i asked ymy self wtf am i reading. Sounded more like a chatroom than a funny pic. Cumslurper69 i admit i qstms
I got a dog
Actually, when something dies it's a ton of comments, not likes.
Didn't need to look for very long to find the one that suits me. (Forever alone).
1 Million likes? OH MY!
I'm the most popular girl in my highschool
@lakewood20, Me too. (I'm homeschooled)
@Philosoraper , HAHAHAH. STUPID LONER F*G! Oh, wait.
Prayers for Arapahoe High school in Colorado, after the shooting today.
One time i posted a picture of my dog in sunglasses and it got more likes than a guy who posted about him and his girlfriend's anniversary
Based on the number of likes this post got there is just the one pity like... Tragic
Who needs friends when theirs god
Liking your own comment on funny pics is like masturbating you feel good at first but then you slowly become ashamed
@Call of Duty Toast, guys I found a downvote troll.
@Call of Duty Toast, yes, you would know the feeling *stares violently*
@Call of Duty Toast, More like peeing in the shower. Everyone does it but nobody wants to admit it
@Neil Peart, who me? I don't do that
@Neil Peart, Shhhh.. Quiet young lad, don't raise your voice or make any sudden movements or you'll startle him
@Call of Duty Toast, might I say that there is one who can fill that emptiness permanently that masturbation can only give in the present? Please, give the Bible a chance.
@Neil Peart, where?
@ManWithHair, I'm atheist
@Call of Duty Toast, You do realize that we can see your activity when we click on your username, which clearly shows that you up vote your own comments while down voting others. Check and mate
@Mister Freeze, I see you've liked all of your comments
@Call of Duty Toast, Yes I do. And so do many others. But we don't deliberately down vote others for the sake of getting top comment
@Mister Freeze, I only do it to comments with 1 up vote
@Call of Duty Toast, I've actually never rated my own comment.
@Bonersaurus, I didn't reply that to you, now, did I
@Mister Freeze, Are you really bible thumping on FunnyPics or am I missing something? Never had anyone preach for people to stop masturbating.
@Self Stimulation, nor did anyone say anything about religion til him
@Self Stimulation, Replied to the wrong person, my bad.
@Call of Duty Toast, *upvotes himself slowly*
@NONSENSE, no no no * violently*
@Call of Duty Toast, so how ashamed are you right now?
@The white dude, it's slowly getting worse
@Call of Duty Toast, try this, downvote your comment and upvote everyone elses. (outher than mine) Might give you a shot at redemption so everyone won't get pissed at you
@Call of Duty Toast, you've done it about 8x in the past three hours.
@Self Stimulation, Things were about to get real chilly in here until you realized your mistake
@Neil Peart, *walks in with flamethrower and hazmat suit* Sorry I'm late. Where's the infestation?
Hey look! Damn forgot what I was going to say
This could have been funny if it wasn't so wrong
This doesn't really work for girls though. I've seen girls on fb post "mornin" and get 30 likes and an assload of comments
There is actually a girl at my school. She looks like a model, and everyone in the metropolitan area knows who she is. When she got 1k likes on a pro pic, it all but made local news.
Hahaha George Takei, so damn true
But what happens when I get 472 likes ?
They forgot "500: big boobs"
Where's the 3million + "you're a cum dumpster slut who's tits are humongous and you are in a bra 3 sizes too small"
You bought them.