Don't get fresh with me
@AnotherIdiot, Get out
@Brian Heriot, leaf him alone or you're going to need a sterile dressing
No, FRIENDS draw pen!ses on you, not help you to bed
@radioactive walrus, salad is temporary, penises are forever.
@radioactive walrus, and best friends give you pen!s
@radioactive walrus, But your Hipster friends make you a salad. ;)
@radioactive walrus, excuse me, but who are you?
Who wants to toss my salad?
@Google KingDaveTunes, Cumslurper69. We have an open relationship
Last time I passed out debunked I ended up with a d!ck on my face and Star Wars action figures fighting in my pants...
CELLary: this isn't even my final form.
Vegans, beware the wraith of salad man.
Has anybody else seen the Don't drink and drive prank by Tom Mabe?
"when I said make me a sandwich, this wasn't quite what I had in mind"
Heh...hey guys....what up?
@Leonardo Decapitated, hey there
@Colin Kaepernick, how ya been
@Leonardo Decapitated, good. Busy; I can barely keep up with the amount of pics lately.
The real question here is, why the hell do they have so many vegatables just lying around?
Looks like cell from dbz
Looks like Cell absorbed Frieza while he was eating a salad.
Best friends isn't about salads, it's about ranch dressing.
Go YouTube Salad Fingers *shudders*
My isn't like that. He wouldn't lettuce do something like that. I'll leaf now...
Salad armor: +5 health regeneration, +10 def in rain, +100 def vs. carnivores, -100 vs. herbivores, no longer effective after 10 days.
Reminds me of Spore Carriers from Vault 22.
Gets my cucumber hard
Whose house was it? Stop and shop?
His carrot is hard (if you know what I mean)
What kind of young adults in their right minds have that much greens at hand?
Looks like somebody on DBZ
@Violently, Cell is his name
This came from r/trees
True friends would call an ambulance, when you are passed out drunk you are actually perilously close to death.
That face shall haunt me
In the latest issue of Swamp Thing!