*Violently grows beard*
@msh13, *gets in beard growing contest*
@msh13, "already has a magnificent beard and wins contest"
@Demon King, *cries himself to sleep and ponders the true meaning of life*
@Demon King, this is actually upsetting do to my lack of facial hair
@Call of Duty Toast, don't cry little one the true meaning of life is......beards....and 42
@Call of Duty Toast, well is it because u can't grow or u shave
@Demon King, whose downvoting us
@Demon King, I believe it's Cocconut
@Demon King, oh and I've never shaved
@Call of Duty Toast, hmm well I don't really have advice for u and why do u say cocconut
@Demon King, some guy named Cocconut head has been down voting all of my comments for a couple days
@Call of Duty Toast, got it apparently he still at it I'm trying to change the.
I want to see more of that open the gate/close the gate meme
@crunchy man, me too but it can get old pretty fast so let's just open the gate a little.
@crunchy man, yeah!
@crunchy man, I want to see it open just a little
@crunchy man, I'm still waiting for my Mr.Bean GIF.
GUYS, funny pics updated on android and now there's search which makes me so happy I'm giving out free thumbs!
Android got the search function! Whoooo!
What if a woman grows a beard?
Hey guys can you help me out? I've been looking for the first funny pic picture but I can't find it. What do I have to search in order for me to find it? Thanks guys!
@Kobe Bryant, "jewjitsu"
@Colin Kaepernick, that's the 34th pic uploaded. thanks though!
@Kobe Bryant, yeah, StuckPixel says it's the earliest pic that they can find.
@Colin Kaepernick, ah ok thanks man
And guys that can get women
He never tells a lie
Abe I don't know if you've ever been to Walmart but uh...I'd say your arguments invalid
Not true. Women can have beards. They are just small
Contrary to popular belief, Lincoln didnt have a beard when he was elected, not for quite a while afterwards
How else do you think the slaves were freed?
@Not gay, yes, beards freed the black man. Glory, glory, hallelujah.
Well... I have a bush ...
Mommy mommy does that mean you're not a woman?
*mathematically grows beard*
I'm a woman then I guess
Not in some WORLDS
Leave me alone I'm 16 and I have a baby face with a pedo mustache
And for the people without beards that actually do have beards, we have bearded women.
Abraham Lincoln might be the most BA president of all time. Not only was he super tall and wear a top hat not caring what people thought, he also hunted vampires in his spare time, you don't get much cooler than that
@18bluecat, uh, Teddy Roosevelt.
@18bluecat, and he suspended habeus corpus, held supervised election, suspended freedom of speech and press which are all easily impeachable actions
He clearly has never seen dwarven women.