I like my women like I like my bacon... Fatty
@James got a Harden, I like my women like wine. Aged ten years and sealed in a barrel locked in my basement.
So women sting you if they sizzle?
@Jethro Skylight , exactly. The hot ones are always more bitchy
Or... We can cook all the bacon we want. And never deal with the relationship drama. And only worry about one thing trying to kill us.
Taste good, eh? That's one thing our two knees beg to differ...if you know....
@Lizburn, If you're talking about scrubbing them kitchen floors, yea, I know.
@Expert, trust him he's an expert
I'd rather have bacon. It can't argue and day I'm wrong
Bacon would never do that to me.
Slowly kill men? I get deathly threatened around the same time each month.
@roflcopterPILOT, who doesn't love bacon??
not entirely, i only got grease burns from sticking my wiener in the bacon..
Hi-Res...almost can Smell it!
i would eat you, ladies...
I would eat a deep fried boot
*blech* Taste good?
@SmartAlecks, it's 2013; if you're not eating pvssy, you must be sucking d!ck.
@Deeves, Well I prefer fellatio versus cunnilingus....