The one time he wanted a sewing needle and thread
@shakashuri Showdown, Omg... I thought my mom was the only one... ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US.
@shakashuri Showdown, I thought it was just me! Wow!
"Id like to thank god and all my supporters"
@Gov Blackman, not only god, but Jesus.
@Gov Blackman, your welcome.
Its mah birthday today!
@JohnsMissingCheeto, Happy Birthday stranger! :P
So umm I know that y'all may think this is silly, but we had to put my cat, who I had for 9 years down today and I'm having a hard time dealing with it. But this community makes me smile so thank y'all. Rest in peace Brownie, you were a good cat.
@Mattizzle9, hey I'm sorry:( I had to put my dog down two years ago. You'll get through it, I promise:)
@Drunken Irish Mom, @that random comment, thank y'all.
@Mattizzle9, I accidentally down voted this, sorry about your cat :-(
Hey guys. I'm getting ordained a missionary of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in ten minutes. Thank you guys for all the funny comments and for being so cool. I had a lot of fun times with this app. If any of you live in San Diego, Look for Elder Thelin. Thanks again.
@Pyvin, good luck Elder! My prayers are with you
Dat moment when these are found at your grandmas house
Praise The Lord! Praise The Lord !!
Dear funny pics user, no need to go on with this update it is not worth the time, you may now continue moving your bowels.
A bit off topic, but I think Invalid Chicken is an iFunny user now...
@Baconable, what makes you say that?
On an unrelated note, did anyone else get the walking dead game season 2 today? It was amazing.
His hope was rewarded
Those cookies (are they even cookies?) are gross as hell. The taste like chalk.
@Jabels,and chalk tastes like?...
@Jabels, so you ate chalk at some point of your life. Interesting..
@Jabels, I love those cookies!!
@Draven, chalk tastes like those little dry heart candies you get for Valentines Day.
@ Frosted Nipple, and what does frosted nipples taste like? Just curious
Since I can't see the funny, im gonna ask you guys a few questions. Do you guys like minecraft? Also, is it okay if I post the name of my new channel, minecraft exclusive on here? I saw some other guy do it like a week or two ago. I've made two videos, and really need feedback. So if you want to check it out, the account is ImmortalWombat
Unrelated but can some explain the "Unregistered War".. Please
Beutiful cookies can make a grown man cry..... But not this grown man!
Dat bad update
I just submitted a very funny picture about nuking the Chinese up vote me if you think it should be in the next update:-D
@Blinc1234, who down voted me!?!?!
My friend who used to have this app said he saw nudity on here. I don't believe him. Can anybody confirm or deny this?
@ivorybloodsh3d, Seriously, how old are you!
@ivorybloodsh3d, that explains everything.
@BaBaBaBird Bird Bird, 15.
@ivorybloodsh3d, I've literally been on here since late 2008, and I have never seen nudity, as in full on naked, but there were apps like this back then that contained pictures of girls in bikinis, rather than funny pictures
@ivorybloodsh3d, We have never posted any nude pics on this app, especially since it'd be a violation of App Store rules and regulations.
And, "Ach du scheiße. Wir sind alle am Arsch." means "O my good. We are complete fcked." Your welcome
@The german guy, "teri bhen de lun" in punjabi. As you know we are sharing random stuff on internet.
Just in case you maybe need it. Exit means "Notausgang" in german. "Feuer" means fire"
These are gross though.
Can I have those now?
My grandma used to have Danish Butter Cookies every single time I'd go over to her house, and the best part was that she's from Denmark, so they're like the best of the best of the best of the best kind.
I didn't know those boxes actually ever had cookies in them
Lyk dis if u cry everytim