Finding porn online is exactly like finding your future spouse. You may have an idea or image in your head, but you never really know what you're looking for, until you find the perfect one... I think that's how I'll start my proposal actually.
@Itwasntyogurt, That...that was beautiful.
@Itwasntyogurt, "I don't know what I want. It's like pornography, or a perfect turd. I don't know what it is, but I'll know it when I see it." ~Trevor Philips, one of the most inspiring thinkers of our generation.
@Itwasntyogurt, *sniff it's beautiful
Discussing porn is okay until someone is into that "stuff" and by "stuff" I mean "Japanese stuff".
@Average Canadian, its called hentai my friend
@Runescapexpress, fun fact hentai actually means "pervert" in Japanese, I'm not an otaku I just take Japanese at my college... I also watch a bunch of anime...
@KiritoSAOHero, hai I already know that,baka
@Average Canadian, when will the tentacle monster comment?
@Runescapexpress, yeah I know, I'm pretty sure most people who watch a fair amount of anime know that, I just said it cause' people on this app keep posting that they don't watch anime.
@Runescapexpress, do you really know Japanese or just a handful of words that you learned from anime?
@KiritoSAOHero, soo is it not normal to be into it then...
@Highly Intoxicated, hey man I don't judge.
@Medal Delivery Boy, you can say I learned Japanese from anime
@KiritoSAOHero, lol good to know :) and I'm a girl..
@Highly Intoxicated, sorry I was just using man as a general statement, like "c'mon guys"
@KiritoSAOHero, I CAN SEE THE ENDING! *if you know that reference*
@KiritoSAOHero, Yes, somebody else that is learning Japanese!! And thank you, I never had the heart to correct people screwing up Japanese words like is. *virtual hug*
Wow I had no idea men discussing sports and Congress were so similar.
I can honestly say I've never discussed porn
@big fat mexican, ¡¿¡¿Què?!?!
@Itwasntyogurt, ice watched it not discussed
@big fat mexican, Well... You're discussing it now
@big fat mexican, I tend not to and don't plan on it ever
@big fat mexican, I talk about it with my lady friend. It's strange that we're comfortable enough to talk about it, but it's all good.
@big fat mexican, ya who discusses porn?
Who else thinks its stupid that after three hundred years of government...all the war and fighting...it just amounts to the government argueing over which lightbulb to use
I'm pretty sure men don't discuss porn... Then again I'm not a guy so 😜
@noodles117, they do. it's always alkward when someone randomly brings up their favrite p0rn and you're just sitting there thinking, I really don't want to hear this s**t
Tbh I'm a chick and I talk about porn and stuff with my guy friends.
@purkun, and how does that turn out?
@The white dude, I read your comment wrong a first. Thought it said "and how does that turn on". I was like "whaaaaa..?" But anyway, pretty well I guess. But I think that's why I can't get a boyfriend. Cause I act like a guy sometimes.
@purkun, And then they go home and think about having sex with you.
@Cumslurper69, I actually had to tell my friends that you said that cause she tells me the same thing. Cause I like one of the guys.
@purkun, don't worry, guys like tomboys ^_^ you'll get a boyfriend, and hopefully he'll have more...... Meaningful, conversations with you :)
@The white dude, you mean people have conversations that have more meaning than porn?!? but seriously, I hope I will.
@purkun, yeah they are definitely thinking about you later that night... *mr Bean face
@purkun, Here are some simple instructions on how to tell someone you like them! First pour a little beer/vodka or just some kind of alcohol on yourself so you smell like it and mess up your hair/ clothes so it looks like you've been drinking. Then go to their house late and throw yourself on them, don't forget to fake sob and constantly trip over nothing! After you're inside and alone confess your undying love to them and make it super dramatic and dont take "But I don't like you like that." for an answer! And that is how my oldest brother told his girlfriend he liked her. Hope it helps :)
@purkun, tell them,"I'm a tomboy, I like to play rough, I don't mind if you like porn." You'll get pretty much any guy you want
@Cumslurper69, that sounds more like you're about to r@pe him, which I'm sure he won't mind, but still.....
@The white dude, What?! No that's just the perfect way to tell someone! If they don't like you then you can act like it never happened because you were drunk! And if they do then I guess you have a boyfriend/girlfriend now.
@Cumslurper69 @The white dude , you guys are the best XD
@purkun, I suggest you try it. You never know. ;)
@The white dude, and to be honest, I probably don't really look like the tomboy type X) with my blue hair and all..
@Cumslurper69, it's also the perfect way to get alkward pitty sex for one night XP telling someone you love them by tricking them in such a dramatic way? No guy really falls for that, he just takes advantige of the moment
@purkun, watch out or you might find me falling for ya XD and I think her and I are destend to bud heads on anything sex related
@The white dude, I'll keep and eye out for that :p and I can tell
@The white dude, Well like I said my brother was the one to do it, not me. And pitty sex is just as regular grab and go sex. So what's your ever so clever way of telling someone you like them?
@Cumslurper69, I've had 3 serious girlfriends. The first two ask me out. With the third I used Mass Effect lines to ask her to date me sence she loved video games. You just have to tell them you like them. It doesn't really matter how :p but makeing them laugh helps :)
@The white dude, Pfft you're no fun. But I do have to agree with just telling the person you like them.
@Cumslurper69 @The white dude, I think the problem is that I'm not a guy. And the ways you're telling me work on girls from what you've said. But I'm not sure how it will on guys
All about the Hub
Porn isn't really something you discuss about.
@Hal 9000, THE ABOUT WAS NOT NECESSARY
@AutisticMonkey, OH GOD I'M SORRY!
I was once in a circle of friends who discussed it sometimes. And yes it did get into the very weird parts occasionally.
Anyone else think of the anime School Rumble when seeing this?
If anyone knows the name of the movie in the first frame? It's really good.
@dandruff dave, greenstreet hooligans