Later investigations revealed the mailbox was actually the instigator.
@Captain Swordsman, #captainswordsman
See what happens when you use insufficient postage?
That's my mailbox!
@Unofficial Badass, *unofficially yours
You can say that they "mailed" his body to the morgue!
@Chuck Bartowski, GET OUT
@Chuck Bartowski, that wasn't even a pun.
@SpecialEd Teacher, I gave it a shot. I'll pack up and leave now.
I would make a mail pun, but I won't post it.
Well at least he didn't see it as a beautiful woman...
He was a man of honor and lived by the old code which forbade him from ever fighting a female box. A mailbox, however, is fair game and often a worthy adversary.
Where can I get drugs this good?