Wrong! I'm 157 1/2 pounds!
@Ivor Itchdaddy, Wow! You've really slimmed down!
@Ditto, thanks, I always take my supersized gargantuan titan McGangbang with a Diet Coke.
@Ivor Itchdaddy, now your 158 lbs cause your eating a piece of choclate cake with vanilla frosting from your brothers wedding yesturday
@Ivor Itchdaddy, now they know *facepalm*
@Ivor Itchdaddy, Obama-"we also know you lie about your wait"
@Broly the SS Legend, weight*
@Ivor Itchdaddy, that is what your scale says, but I know your scale is calibrated to read 1/2 pound light.
Canadian version: "I don't know who you are, but I hope you're having a great day" "oh sorry" "sorry" *click*
@Average Canadian, I was here first go away.
@Common Canadian, I've been here since before Jew Jitsu but I never commented.
@Average Canadian, Literally happened to me a few days ago, my mom got a wrong number and I watched her talk on the pone for like 20 minutes
@Average Canadian, @Common Canadian, you are both Canadians, don't fight! Btw I'm Canadian too... Well, it's getting cold out here so I'll go back into my igloo. Sorry.
@Rampill, personal tag. #rampill
Who is the anime chick?
@abrand, Samus mother fvcking Aran
@CaptainSwordsman, oh wow *carpal*
@abrand, facepalm how the f*c'mon did carpal sneak its way in there?
@abrand, it's a meme called Horny Samus.
I guess you could say I...*takes off sunglasses* don't want These sunglasses anymore
Is that Samus???
@Philosophical Duck , Horny Samus, to be specific.
Mexican version: No se quien eres pero me estas gastando los minutos de mi carta!
WHO WAS PHONE?
Wow, at least half of these memes are misused or don't really work..
An engineer who's married? As in he's talked to a woman? No chance
Man I hate this I've waited forever to be one of the top comments so it gets read AND I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
@MMLP2, your top comment with downvotes... This world were living in...
This was kinda dumb
I don't know who you are, but your defiantly not s funny pic.
@Awakan, defiantly... BREAK'N THE LAW BREAK'N THE LAW
@Awakan, a funny pic*
Shall non become...
This changed the way I think about Samus.
I thought the horny samus meme was dead. Lol
Plot Twist: Obama is actually Santa
Lol the "what if all the information in the last picture is true" moment we should all have. .
Can someone explain/ tell me what meme the phone sex one is?
Wrong. Obama spies on Americans. The weight is 279.5.
Why would I know that?
*Will Ferrel from Elf* OMG BRAYDEN (my name)
Jeez Samus I might need to put on my varia suit because you are too damn hot.