That guy is just like,"wow...look at this Dick."
I read that wrong as in "wow look at his dick"
And that, children, is why you always keep a spare wave runner. Even if you live in a land-locked state.
He is pretty sure blk man cannot swim...
Instructions unclear, dick got stuck in jet ski handle
My dreams have come true
I have an idea! Let's stop pairing inane drawings with even more inane photos that weren't funny to begin with! Maybe the photo is a little ironic, clever, or coincidental... But it stops there, and it doesn't belong under the label "funny." Stop trying to make the photo funny by incorporating a stupid drawing. If the contents do not portray humor, or humor cannot be derived by simply viewing the subject in question, then you're just kicking a dead horse by explaining the joke to the audience with crappy drawings. No one likes that guy. THIS ISN'T FUNNY. Just because you can draw doesn't mean you should.
@Free Refills, No.
@Free Refills, He seconds this notion!
Why use a black person, they'd all be scared to death. (Don't yell at me it's just stereotypical)
@McCash, but.....I'm black and I love water :'(.....is that bad?
This feels a bit racist...
Who the fvck is down voting everyone?
Noe that is being an optimist
Haha... I got stuck in a bus in the Philippines during a flood. Nobody really gave a fvck and they walked home.
Back in 1996, there was a flood in my town. My grandpa had some kayaks (or something similar) and a boat he had never had been able to use before. Needless to say, he had a lot of fun during this flood.
This is actually bad. Trash and leaves can clog the intake value of the jet ski and kill it. And getting a jet ski fixed isn't cheap.
He waited 458 days.
But was it 458 days of waiting?
That's like bf4 on the map flood zone
The first picture is unnecessary to the joke...
Finally, a use for that boat I got from that timeshare presentation! Thank goodness I didn't choose the mystery box like Peter did.
These pictures. They bother me.
That looks like my neighbor. The mean gangsta neighbor.
Now where did i put my ark
Unrelated, but I just watched 'This is the end' and my brain is fvcked up now