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This reminds me of the scene in Grown-Ups (I think it was, idk a movie with Kevin James and Adam Sandler) where the girl is helping them with car troubles and she bends over in really short jorts. The main guys set up lawn chairs and sit drinking beer and watching her ass. "How long do you think until she fixes the car?" "A while. I took the spark plugs."
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God, men are so rude to women. In the comment section, all I see is #yourewelcome, penis jokes, white girl jokes, and a whole bunch of other stuff that you guys think is funny. I've been on FunnyPics for a long time, and I'm tired of men saying all this rude stuff and then whine about how they can't get a girl. Maybe if you had some courage, you could go ask her out yourself instead of fapping over internet porn. I mean, what's the worst she can say? No. Then you move on with life. That simple. -_-
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I went to an unfamiliar place last night to a friend's NYE party, and she told me to go to Dollar General to pick up some chips and dip. I rode with my friend and his new girlfriend, but they were helping her mom in the kitchen (we three arrived a few hours early), so I borrowed his car and went. I was told "Turn right & go until you come to the first paved road on the left and go until you see it." The first paved road was only paved about half-way. Now, this wouldn't be a problem, had it not been constantly raining heavily for the past week or so. I got stuck. I called the girlfriend from the guy's phone (he left it in the car), and told him I was stuck. I expected him to be pissed. Instead, however, he said "You ok? Do I need to come get you? Are you hurt?" Freaking out until I said I was alright and I owed a car wash. x) About that time an old man and his son came out, asked where I was going, told me where DG was, and walked off. I had to get out and use some sticks to back out...
*proceeds to pull out chair and watch*