This makes me think of that old viral YouTube video with the guy had a cat named Sparta who drinks from the toilet and misbehaves and he made a rap about it.
Cat: Meow meow (I do not give any form of affection towards humans so that I do not feel bad once we cats become the dominant species and humans become extinct)
I'm going to give a compatriot in tf2 away to someone all you need to do is add me on steam then leave a comment on my profile my name is death the kid and I'm on the community steam group
"I like your house do you have any pets?" "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"