I'm having trouble imagining a temperature colder than absolute zero
@Maturity, That's the point. It's impossible, just like the Maple leafs winning the Stanley cup.
@Gabe NeweIl, *cries a little*
@Invalid Chicken, sorry about this but AHAHAHA CANADIENS FTW (that's the French spelling of Canadiens and Also the name of my favorite hockey team the Montreal Canadiens there was going to be that one person who thinks I couldn't even spell Canadian
@Gabe NeweIl, I got some dirty looks at work for how hard I was laughing
@Normal Canadian, your username should be *Normal quebequois* =)
@Just a raccoon, haha tres bien
@Maturity, they managed to stimulate it, using physics jiggery pokery they altered the energy potentials so absolute zero was( effectively) higher and what were effectively negative temperatures cooled to (the new) absolute zero, so negative temperatures would feel hot. Physics
@Gabe NeweIl, and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl...that will never happen during our lifetimes for sure
@Maturity, the funny thing is, it is actually possible. Hard to explain so I recommend researching it. It's very interesting
@Maturity, as a Canadian I can assure you that this is true
@Gabe NeweIl, well if you got rid of James Reimer they would do a hell of a lot better. Phaneuf is the face of the Leafs.
@Maturity, That isn't actually absolute zero. There is still minute movement of molecules, and scientists have been attempting to go lower.
@Normal Canadian, GO SENS GO
For New Years, I went to visit family in New Jersey. We ended up getting more snow then we planned on. Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. The day we left was 16 degrees. So we go into a Dunkin Donuts and all the locals there are so bundled up, they can barely walk, and then there's me, random kid from south west Georgia, walking around in a t-shirt, saying to his freezing sister, "Come on, it's not that cold." And then I found ten dollars. And I'm not sorry for the long post. What are you gonna do about it?
@asmb100, Laugh and up vote. You got a problem with that?
@asmb100, I'm going to shove my up votes down your throat so hard right now you have no idea
I think Canadians exaggerate a little bit...
Yep, sounds about right
@Lemory, lol no
@Lemory, The cold is nothing for us, it's the wind that really sucks. For example I recently went out for a casual stroll in -20 weather and it was fine until the wind picked up and it became the worst thing imaginable. Also ironically enough I'm "allergic" to the cold so that's cool.
@Lemory, I don't know... People exaggerating on the inter-web? That sounds like a stretch to me!
@Lemory, not like us to lie there eh?
@Lemory, we do slightly, sorry eh
Canadian here, this is horribly inaccurate. The maple leafs could never win the Stanley cup..
@BareButte, that's why it's listed at -500 along with "Hell freezes over".
@BareButte, hell froze over
@killola, hell, Michigan
Can't relate don't live in canada cause I LIVE IN AMERICA!!!!!
@Scruffy da janitor, Throws confetti and lights grill for bar-b-que while lighting fireworks!
@Scruffy da janitor, Canada had invaded America twice, won both times and then just left you.... Look it up
@Scruffy da janitor, CANADA IS IN AMERICA
@Scruffy da janitor, USA USA USA USA!!!!
@Scruffy da janitor, Americaaaaa Fvck yeahhhh!!!!
@captain cancer , in our history it's the Americans who invaded us
@captain cancer , and disregard that i misred that. Stupid moment..
@Foxtrot96, it's okay everybody does it occasionally :-)
@Scruffy da janitor, suck it up prinsess (im a canadian)
@Scruffy da janitor, Canada is better
@Scruffy da janitor, want a hero cookie there bud?
@Cozmonic032, Here's an up vote.
@captain cancer , What. The. Fvck
@captain cancer , both
@Pewdiepie Brofist, which part? That Canada invaded or that Americans are so ignorant they downvote anything that doesn't agree with their preconceived notion of being the best Country?
Honestly, Russia is colder. On average (even if the temp varies) russia is colder. I know it's all Siberia but the Canadians have the Yukon and the northern islands.
Alien guy *Canadians*
As a fellow Canadian from the great province of Ontario, I can confirm that Toronto's Mayor does smoke Crack.
Is my up-vote trolling a good thing because it is nice, or a bad thing because it devalues the achievement? Feedback would be appreciated
@ThatNiceGuy, good guy thumb up guy.
@ThatNiceGuy, You're the user FunnyPics deserves, but not the one we need right now.
@ThatNiceGuy, When you see comments that are actually funny or just innocuous, and being downvoted then a troll there will be. Upvote and ye shall be a hero to me.
@ThatNiceGuy, I once got both top comments because I was happy and felt like up voting.
As an avid hockey fan I can confirm the last one as true
@miles matheson, as an avid football fan, I have no idea what's going on in a hockey game. *Go Panthers*
@miles matheson, let's go through Pens
@Lemory, @miles matheson, fair weather fans
Wasn't it like -10 in New York last week? And every one was going to work like it wasn't there.
Anyone notice the face in the right hand panel of the flag? It's looking toward the maple leaf.
@pumpkinsarecoo, it looks like Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who.
Would you look at that. Canada broke physics.
I love being Canadian.
How about the Lightning eh?
@Steven Stamkos, go away, you're hurt
@kitty kat the kat, Not for long
This is definetly what happens... No question.
I'm pretty sure us new yorkers don't turn on the heat until like 20'F
CAPITALS WILL PREVAIL THE CUP!
So the jackets have a better chance of winning the cup?
The whole time reading this, I could only think of how inaccurate the temperatures conversions are. Anyone else get bothered by it?
But Canada isn't even a real country it's just sits there and does nothing
Nothing in this made me laugh more than the last one!
Woefully exaggerated. Lived in Alaska with -70F° plus wind chill.
Welcome to canada fvckers
Hey this was stolen! It was about Chicago at first a few weeks ago. Being Canadian Is cool and all but consider Chicago " the Windy City" yeah it sucks
About time they won.... Havent since 67 goddamit
Being a Canadian myself i can say for a fact last week was -40 the while week and people started saying "kinda chilly eh?" Now that it is only -25ish we can walk the dog around the lake again
I don't shiver uncontrollably.
so i gather its cold in canada then....
The last one not funny, eh.
It's was negative 40 degrees on Monday and school was cancelled Monday and Tuesday and in regards to the last picture GO BLACK HAWKS
Everywhere else: "It's cold." Canada: "Eh." +5927492847
@GoForkYourself, it's supposed to say +(numbers)
The last one I where this turned into a joke
If it was 40 degrees in Cali we would do more than shiver...
I laughed at the last part. Lets go pens
But Celsius and farenheight become the same after -40 degrees
I live in Canada and it's pretty much true. It was -41•c yesterday and I was like guess I'll add a scarf to my coat and hat today then went outside
I bet Canadians would melt if they lived in Florida, that our Nevada.... possibly more towards Nevada (In the summer time of course)
Only thing I got out of this is the knowledge not to drink water in Canada.
I live in Canada and today my mom told me to go outside a shovel the driveway cause it only -9, which really isn't that cold
I think it would take more than that for the Toronto Make-Me-Laughs win the cup
All that to make fun of Toronto... I approve
Can relate... Kind of. I'm in northern New York. There are Tim Horton's and Canadiens- essentially the same
So the only thing bad ass about Canadians is their ability to endure the cold?
I'm Canadian and -50 isn't unusual, but it really sucks. The ear flaps definitely come down.
Canadian, it's an amazing specie, eh?
Are you guys trying to say its cold or something?
B¡tch please! The world could be Frozen for all I care
I can confirm this as a Canadian living in almost the coldest party....Winnipeg aka Winterpeg. We even have pools that run all year round and no it's not a hut tub.
Ahh it's bloody good to be Canadian!!
I see no humor in your desperate bid for attention through plagarism...get original please, this was already done, you're not smart or witty for changing a few things out. If you're Canadian, go suck a moose's caboose.
Sorry to burst anyones bubble but New York and Toronto have kinda the same weather. Snow and all.
Ever since the update, I can't read these
I like this *smashes pic* ANOTHER!!
Australia is the opposite it's so hot here we can cook on our car bonnets no really it's possible
Gettin chilly eh
I'm getting tired of this "yeah I can survive the cold" pics. For fvcks sake you act like the rest of the world doesn't know what a jacket is.
Up here in Canada it got to -55'c and that's colder than the North Pole or mars, I whent skiing.