I've heard that before...
@Leonardo DiCapricorn, this is the one time I can use this name and it makes sense
@Leonardo DiCapricorn, are you saying this wasn't their idea? Are suggesting that... Inception was involved?
I figured he would be a Leo
Community question: A zombie apocalypse will happen. Who are your three survival team mates of choice. Give reason for each.
@Ben Roethlisberger, Had to answer this one myself. Fps Russia/Kyle: he is a complete badass and weapons specialist, Bear Grylls: survivalist, and Jennifer Lawrence: *if you know what I mean*
@Fear The Norquist, just...just YES
@Ben Roethlisberger, Optimus Prime, Godzilla, and Superman. No explanations necessary.
@Ben Roethlisberger, Meghan fox so I can F*ck her. Selena Gomez so I can f*ck her and some tough guy to make sure the zombies don't kill me when I'm having sex
@Ben Roethlisberger, Jennifer Lawrence because boobs. And that's all I need.
@Ben Roethlisberger, A panda, cus I love pandas, Another panda because I still love pandas, and Gumby, because he never gets any love... But he better stay away from my pandas.
@Ben Roethlisberger, I'm taking George St. Pierre because he is a badass and Jason mayhem Miller because they are badasses and they could hold off the zombies so Ariana Grande and I could do some... stuff... and thangs.
@Ben Roethlisberger, Brock Lesnar, Dion Phaneuf and General ZOD
@Ben Roethlisberger, arse! You took mine!
@Ben Roethlisberger, Norman Reedus, Danai Gurira, and Mila Kunis
@Ben Roethlisberger, You spelled "fraud" wrong when you mentioned Bear Grylls. Or did you mean to say "Les Stroud?"
@Ben Roethlisberger, Ghost of Bruce Lee, Vladimir Putin, and Deadpool.
@Ben Roethlisberger, you might want to take it slow though. You don't have the best reputation with girls.
@Ben Roethlisberger, Scarlett Johanson, Wolverine, and Former SEAL team 6 Chris Kyle.
@dannny32, he was on seal team 3 but good try!
@Chop the Dog, oh... Right. I knew that. Lol
@Ben Roethlisberger, chuck norris, Bruce lee, and scarlette Johanneson
@Ben Roethlisberger, ironman,chuck norris and xena
@Ben Roethlisberger, I asked my teachers a version of this, but they had to choose their coworkers... I got some hilarious answers
People often say I look like Leonardo dicaprio...... if he had white fur... Weighed over 500 lbs. but other wise we're basically twins
@bi polar polar bear, polar bear fur is actually clear 😁
I once had a dream with Leonardo DiCaprio in it. The next day I decided to dissolve my father's corporation.
I had a similar dream except it involved Oscars and him not winning one.
@Fear The Norquist, How is that similar?
@SpicyCurry, how isn't it?
@Fear The Norquist, That's real life...
@Arcanine in a tophat, are you sure it wasn't just fantasy?
@The Sucky Uploads, I'm pretty sure this dream was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality.
@Codalicious, It was all just a dream until I opened my eyes and looked up to the skies to see.
@Fear The Norquist, I'M JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY
@Arcanine in a tophat, Because I'm easy come, easy go.
@Fear The Norquist, little high, little low
@Mattizzle9, anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me.
@Arcanine in a tophat, TOOOO MEEEEEEEE
And he has dreams where he wins Oscars but alas, they are only dreams.
Funny things are funnier after trying not to laugh.
One time I had a dream were I had sex with this hot girl.... I woke up and realized I had a wet dream
@Captain Cliterous , I had a dream where all you did was like your own comments and dislike others...no wait that's real life...
@He who has btchs, wrong
Whyd you guys thumb me down? I didnt say first. Dumb meme nerd internet btchs.
@He who has btchs, what are btchs? Can you eat them with ketchup?
So how come this photo isn't made up of oscar winners?
Plot twist: the person telling the story is a man
Kinda related comment. He's a Scorpio. I know this cause I've took pride in the fact I have the same birthday as him since I was 7 years old!
@flowers, Yeah that's what I was going to say I might not have the same birthday as him but I do take a little pride in sharing the same sign. Also, Matt Smith is a Scorpio he was born one day before I was (of course like ten to twenty years before I was) so dang
He/She must be really fun at parties....