Today's my birthday! :D
@Colin Kaepernick, yeee
@JustSuckedEmily, happy birthday, dude. I hope Emily is happy now.
@JustSuckedEmily, I remember the good ol days when you got top comment everytime you commented. I miss those days.
@JustSuckedEmily, happy birthday! Here's your present 🎁
@JustSuckedEmily, -_- this seems to be the 3rd birthday you had in three years. Suspicious? I think so.
@JustSuckedEmily, happy birthday jse! Sorry i couldnt tell you on FPE
@JustSuckedEmily, Happy Birthday! Get Emily to suck you for once, it's your birthday after all
@JustSuckedEmily, heh hey! happy birthday!
@JustSuckedEmily, shut up fucjface :P
@Irrelevant Elephant, and you know I'm real by how my bday announcement is on the same day, january 9th! Mark yo calendar for next year cuz i'll do the same haha
@JustSuckedEmily, Happy Birthday!
@JustSuckedEmily, no way.... its mine too! :D
@JustSuckedEmily, happy birthday!
@JustSuckedEmily, happy birthday almighty commenter! Hamburgers???
@The Ronald McDonald, Oh yeah bro, I had a Ranch BBQ Burger from your dollar menu thing, good but gave me heartburn :L
@JustSuckedEmily, Happy birthday!
@JustSuckedEmily, I am not -_-
@JustSuckedEmily, mine is Monday! Lucky number 13!
@JustSuckedEmily, happy birthday! My best friend's name is Emily. Your username is extremely disconcerting.
@JustSuckedEmily, Happy escape from the womb day! Mines in 3 days! :)
@Colin Kaepernick, It's been a while... :)
@JustSuckedEmily, happy birthday :)
@JustSuckedEmily, happy bday
@JustSuckedEmily, Happy birthday!
@JustSuckedEmily, happy birthday! :)
@JustSuckedEmily, hip hip hooray :D
@JustSuckedEmily, happy birthday! Oh, and your username is the perfect combination of ambiguity and filth.
@Just Koppi Me, stop being Amish
@JustSuckedEmily, We have the same birthday!
@Colin Kaepernick, Only because you asked nicely.
@JustSuckedEmily, how is Emily? Did she make you a cake?
@TerribleComicDrawer, Her puss is really chafed. like REALLY chafed.
@JustSuckedEmily, happy late birthday dude
You mean great great great grandpa. Jeez.
@lalee23, I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice that
@lalee23, there is only two people with the same shirt as him. It was either dad or great grandpa.
@mooseterbate, I immediately imagined someone spraying an old man with a spray bottle and as if he were a pet...
@mooseterbate, That movie was awesome.
@Cumslurper69, I know I need to see it!
@Cumslurper69, haven't laughed that hard in years watching that
@Werewolfman, Not since their last movie anyway.
So I was lucky enough to get this username, and want to know if I should use it. I'd post quotes from some lesser known things, and want to know if I should do this or give the username up. Let me know, I'll be watching! :)
Anyone else use this app right before you sleep?
Grandpa really f**cked up this time
Is no one going to notice that the rest of the family tree is reproducing asexually?!
False! Physical traits not obtained by by genetics cannot be passed on! I noticed this on the C&H app but was disappointed I couldn't comment it.
I feel obligated to comment
"When I make this face b!tches know they're going home with me
@bi polar polar bear, especially if you carry a cannon with you
Get your sh!t together grandpa
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
Im gunna be honest.. I thought you were suppose to start from the bottom and i got really confused
Community question: Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Megan Fox. You have to fvck one Marry one and kill one, GO!
@Eno Cinatas, or after
@Ben Roethlisberger, can I fvck them before I kill them?
Im guessing my grandpa looked miserable his whole life
As far as c/h goes this is a meh
That's right. I'm back. You thought you could get rid of me didn't you? Haha! I'll be here FOREVER.
@ninja cheese, Ninja Cheese used: dislike everyone and like himself attack. The Ronald McDonald counters with a dislike!!!
@The Ronald McDonald, wow that's like my first dislike ever, maybe second! The others are unintentional.
@The Ronald McDonald, I updated myself and lets be honest, who hasnt? But I actually didn't downvote anyone.
Ted mosby's kids
This is not how evolution works, think of it like this, if your grandfather get's amputated during the war, then comes back and has children, are they also amputated? Any change made to the father after birth doesn't affect the children, unless the effect alters dna.
Actually it is grate grate grate grandpa
Alright, Lamarck, we've discussed that that's not how things work...
Me: Genetically this makes sense. Random Citizen: Wait a minute, you're not a scientist. Me: But I killed all other scientists. There can be only one. Random Citizen: It doesn't work that way.
Blame grandma for picking him.
Is it just me or did all the amazing commenters suddenly come back?
(Insert comment about being new to the community)
Face freeze! (Spongebob reference if you didn't get it).
Grandpa why not?!